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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #525 on: August 11, 2014, 04:54:03 PM »
NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS!  :voodoo: :headhurts: :GA: :probe:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #526 on: August 11, 2014, 04:57:42 PM »
NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS!  :voodoo: :headhurts: :GA: :probe:

How about no weapons of mass destruction in general?

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #527 on: August 11, 2014, 04:59:06 PM »
NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS!  :voodoo: :headhurts: :GA: :probe:

How about no weapons of mass destruction in general?

 :plus:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #528 on: August 11, 2014, 09:53:18 PM »
Why don't we just ban everything that kills people?

Cars, planes, water, other people, bears (ect)  :zoinks:

England is trying. :zoinks:

Not hard enough  :autism:

If the English ban everything dangerous, they'll live longer and become even more humorless. :trollface: Would you like them moving to Ireland then? :GA:
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #529 on: August 12, 2014, 06:05:30 AM »
Why don't we just ban everything that kills people?

Cars, planes, water, other people, bears (ect)  :zoinks:

England is trying. :zoinks:

Not hard enough  :autism:

If the English ban everything dangerous, they'll live longer and become even more humorless. :trollface: Would you like them moving to Ireland then? :GA:

And if they make things legal that kill people, they'll live shorter lives and become humorless in general. They'll become fatty-fat Americans :trollface:

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #530 on: August 12, 2014, 06:10:15 AM »
Why don't we just ban everything that kills people?

Cars, planes, water, other people, bears (ect)  :zoinks:

England is trying. :zoinks:

Not hard enough  :autism:

If the English ban everything dangerous, they'll live longer and become even more humorless. :trollface: Would you like them moving to Ireland then? :GA:

And if they make things legal that kill people, they'll live shorter lives and become humorless in general. They'll become fatty-fat Americans :trollface:

They would have to privatize the NHS and depose the queen before we'd let them become Americans. :M
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #531 on: August 12, 2014, 06:11:49 AM »
Why don't we just ban everything that kills people?

Cars, planes, water, other people, bears (ect)  :zoinks:

England is trying. :zoinks:

Not hard enough  :autism:

If the English ban everything dangerous, they'll live longer and become even more humorless. :trollface: Would you like them moving to Ireland then? :GA:

And if they make things legal that kill people, they'll live shorter lives and become humorless in general. They'll become fatty-fat Americans :trollface:

They would have to privatize the NHS and depose the queen before we'd let them become Americans. :M

The current government and the government in Northern Ireland are already making moves to privatize the NHS.  :M

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #532 on: August 12, 2014, 06:44:05 AM »
Why don't we just ban everything that kills people?

Cars, planes, water, other people, bears (ect)  :zoinks:

England is trying. :zoinks:

Not hard enough  :autism:

If the English ban everything dangerous, they'll live longer and become even more humorless. :trollface: Would you like them moving to Ireland then? :GA:

And if they make things legal that kill people, they'll live shorter lives and become humorless in general. They'll become fatty-fat Americans :trollface:

They would have to privatize the NHS and depose the queen before we'd let them become Americans. :M

The current government and the government in Northern Ireland are already making moves to privatize the NHS.  :M

Once you adopt the Constitution, you can be the fifty-first state. :zoinks:
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #533 on: August 12, 2014, 07:15:01 AM »
Why don't we just ban everything that kills people?

Cars, planes, water, other people, bears (ect)  :zoinks:

England is trying. :zoinks:

Not hard enough  :autism:

If the English ban everything dangerous, they'll live longer and become even more humorless. :trollface: Would you like them moving to Ireland then? :GA:

And if they make things legal that kill people, they'll live shorter lives and become humorless in general. They'll become fatty-fat Americans :trollface:

They would have to privatize the NHS and depose the queen before we'd let them become Americans. :M

The current government and the government in Northern Ireland are already making moves to privatize the NHS.  :M

Once you adopt the Constitution, you can be the fifty-first state. :zoinks:

Some Brits love the Americans so much that they've probably launched a petition suggesting that very thing.  :GA:

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #534 on: August 12, 2014, 07:49:30 AM »
Not hard enough  :autism:

If the English ban everything dangerous, they'll live longer and become even more humorless. :trollface: Would you like them moving to Ireland then? :GA:

And if they make things legal that kill people, they'll live shorter lives and become humorless in general. They'll become fatty-fat Americans :trollface:

They would have to privatize the NHS and depose the queen before we'd let them become Americans. :M

The current government and the government in Northern Ireland are already making moves to privatize the NHS.  :M

Once you adopt the Constitution, you can be the fifty-first state. :zoinks:

Some Brits love the Americans so much that they've probably launched a petition suggesting that very thing.  :GA:

Which part of Britain are you talking about? Scotland is welcome to join us once they're independent. :viking: :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #535 on: August 13, 2014, 02:10:12 PM »
I'll have some fries with that.
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #536 on: August 13, 2014, 03:21:21 PM »
Not hard enough  :autism:

If the English ban everything dangerous, they'll live longer and become even more humorless. :trollface: Would you like them moving to Ireland then? :GA:

And if they make things legal that kill people, they'll live shorter lives and become humorless in general. They'll become fatty-fat Americans :trollface:

They would have to privatize the NHS and depose the queen before we'd let them become Americans. :M

The current government and the government in Northern Ireland are already making moves to privatize the NHS.  :M

Once you adopt the Constitution, you can be the fifty-first state. :zoinks:

Some Brits love the Americans so much that they've probably launched a petition suggesting that very thing.  :GA:

Which part of Britain are you talking about? Scotland is welcome to join us once they're independent. :viking: :P

England. I'm not sure about how the Scottish feel about the Yankees.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #537 on: August 13, 2014, 10:35:19 PM »
I'll have some fries with that.

Would you like enough fries to suffocate a moose, or enough fries to bury a small house?

And if they make things legal that kill people, they'll live shorter lives and become humorless in general. They'll become fatty-fat Americans :trollface:

They would have to privatize the NHS and depose the queen before we'd let them become Americans. :M

The current government and the government in Northern Ireland are already making moves to privatize the NHS.  :M

Once you adopt the Constitution, you can be the fifty-first state. :zoinks:

Some Brits love the Americans so much that they've probably launched a petition suggesting that very thing.  :GA:

Which part of Britain are you talking about? Scotland is welcome to join us once they're independent. :viking: :P

England. I'm not sure about how the Scottish feel about the Yankees.

I've never had the impression that the English have any particular affection for Americans. Rather, we're uncool. :nerdy:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #538 on: August 14, 2014, 04:20:07 PM »
And if they make things legal that kill people, they'll live shorter lives and become humorless in general. They'll become fatty-fat Americans :trollface:

They would have to privatize the NHS and depose the queen before we'd let them become Americans. :M

The current government and the government in Northern Ireland are already making moves to privatize the NHS.  :M

Once you adopt the Constitution, you can be the fifty-first state. :zoinks:

Some Brits love the Americans so much that they've probably launched a petition suggesting that very thing.  :GA:

Which part of Britain are you talking about? Scotland is welcome to join us once they're independent. :viking: :P

England. I'm not sure about how the Scottish feel about the Yankees.

I've never had the impression that the English have any particular affection for Americans. Rather, we're uncool. :nerdy:

Oh no, the English adore you lot. So much so that it's actually kinda creepy  :GA:

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #539 on: August 14, 2014, 04:28:58 PM »
Once you adopt the Constitution, you can be the fifty-first state. :zoinks:

Some Brits love the Americans so much that they've probably launched a petition suggesting that very thing.  :GA:

Which part of Britain are you talking about? Scotland is welcome to join us once they're independent. :viking: :P

England. I'm not sure about how the Scottish feel about the Yankees.

I've never had the impression that the English have any particular affection for Americans. Rather, we're uncool. :nerdy:

Oh no, the English adore you lot. So much so that it's actually kinda creepy  :GA:

Europe: :nerdy:
America: 8)

Then they can declare their independence and join the United States. :orly:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.