Hey Ascan, You Asked!

[Callaway]

[Randy]

Ascan sounds like he gets jizz pumped into his face.  A big fuckn looser.  I  would love to mess with him.

[McGiver]

Why is it than whenever I read a post by Ascan I always imagine Dunc, Odeon and McJ sitting in a darkened office with the blinds drawn, smoking cigarettes and whispering to each other, while the "x files" theme plays in the background?

odeon doesn't smoke cigarettes.

[ozymandias]

Why is it than whenever I read a post by Ascan I always imagine Dunc, Odeon and McJ sitting in a darkened office with the blinds drawn, smoking cigarettes and whispering to each other, while the "x files" theme plays in the background?

It's to prevent widescale panic and keep the powers that be in power!  Just keep an eye out for those black cars with tinted windows and beefy men in dark suits and sunglasses at night.  They're watching us!

[hiroshima]

Hey!!!!  Our member's only hidden forums are a brilliant marketing move to get people to bother to register. 

[QuirkyCarla]

But will he ever figure it out, even when it's staring him right in the face?

[Randy]

How about I punch him in the face with brass knuckles that say the truth on them?

[Nomaken]

Assuming ascan will read this thread, I have a message specifically for him.

"I've got a kitty."

[odeon]

odeon doesn't smoke cigarettes.

True. I quit a year and a half ago. But I miss them sometimes.

[odeon]

Assuming ascan will read this thread, I have a message specifically for him.

"I've got a kitty."

He's enough of a narcissist to read every word of Intensity available to him. 

[Scrapheap]

odeon doesn't smoke cigarettes.

True. I quit a year and a half ago. But I miss them sometimes.

Smoke more joints... that should help with the cravings.