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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2013, 06:20:59 PM »
Maybe I should have gotten my nigger to do it. :trollface:


Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2013, 06:50:19 PM »
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2013, 07:05:41 PM »
  Samuel L. does not look inclined to take out your trash, Jesse.  I think you're on your own.  :P
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2013, 07:19:32 AM »
  Samuel L. does not look inclined to take out your trash, Jesse.  I think you're on your own.  :P

It's just muffin wrappers too. Those weigh nothing.

Maybe he got seriously obese, eating all those muffins, without sharing.
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2014, 04:04:50 AM »
I should be collecting all my empty glass, and bring it to the glass bin.
Alas, they are underground containers now. The sound of breaking glass was really rewarding when they were above ground.




I need the noises of destruction.  :hyke:
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2014, 11:06:59 AM »
I should be collecting all my empty glass, and bring it to the glass bin.
Alas, they are underground containers now. The sound of breaking glass was really rewarding when they were above ground.




I need the noises of destruction.  :hyke:

Destroy them, then! Let the sound of breaking glass signal that the gentle cow is on the warpath! :viking:
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2014, 01:47:43 AM »
Semi, you'll be happy to know that I did not forget to put my plastic waste by the road this morning. I had forgotten to do that two or three times in a row, so, I had three bags. Then I suddenly saw the amount of plastic plant containers I had collected over time, and decided to fill a fourth bag with a lot of stacked pots too. So, four bags waiting to be taken away.
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2014, 02:30:51 AM »
'tis bin day here!  Our bin men do a good job, and they are very helpful.  They call me  "Miss"  :zoinks:
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2014, 03:05:59 AM »
'tis bin day here!  Our bin men do a good job, and they are very helpful.  They call me  "Miss"  :zoinks:

Was it warm enough in the UK to sport a nice torso?  :eyebrows:
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2014, 06:08:06 AM »
'tis bin day here!  Our bin men do a good job, and they are very helpful.  They call me  "Miss"  :zoinks:

Was it warm enough in the UK to sport a nice torso?  :eyebrows:
What does that mean, sport a torso?

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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2014, 06:20:02 AM »
'tis bin day here!  Our bin men do a good job, and they are very helpful.  They call me  "Miss"  :zoinks:

Was it warm enough in the UK to sport a nice torso?  :eyebrows:
What does that mean, sport a torso?
I was trying out how that would sound.

I wanted to know if it was warm enough for the men to be scantily dressed, above the belt.
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2014, 07:31:04 AM »
Semi, you'll be happy to know that I did not forget to put my plastic waste by the road this morning. I had forgotten to do that two or three times in a row, so, I had three bags. Then I suddenly saw the amount of plastic plant containers I had collected over time, and decided to fill a fourth bag with a lot of stacked pots too. So, four bags waiting to be taken away.

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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2014, 01:07:33 PM »
  I am filling trash and recycling bags this weekend.  I love taking out the trash!  :headbang2:
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2014, 05:16:17 PM »
  I am filling trash and recycling bags this weekend.  I love taking out the trash!  :headbang2:

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You're a brave Weeble, facing the polar cold, putting out the trash.
I hope the garbage people and trucks still work at those temperatures.
If not, there is one consolation, nothing will get smelly in the cold.
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Re: Throwing out the Trash
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2014, 05:27:22 PM »
  I am filling trash and recycling bags this weekend.  I love taking out the trash!  :headbang2:

Hey, don't call me trash.
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