A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Maybe I should have gotten my nigger to do it.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: Jesse on September 22, 2013, 03:51:12 PMMaybe I should have gotten my nigger to do it.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Samuel L. does not look inclined to take out your trash, Jesse. I think you're on your own.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I should be collecting all my empty glass, and bring it to the glass bin. Alas, they are underground containers now. The sound of breaking glass was really rewarding when they were above ground. I need the noises of destruction.
'tis bin day here! Our bin men do a good job, and they are very helpful. They call me "Miss"
Quote from: bodie on January 10, 2014, 02:30:51 AM'tis bin day here! Our bin men do a good job, and they are very helpful. They call me "Miss" Was it warm enough in the UK to sport a nice torso?
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 10, 2014, 03:05:59 AMQuote from: bodie on January 10, 2014, 02:30:51 AM'tis bin day here! Our bin men do a good job, and they are very helpful. They call me "Miss" Was it warm enough in the UK to sport a nice torso? What does that mean, sport a torso?
Semi, you'll be happy to know that I did not forget to put my plastic waste by the road this morning. I had forgotten to do that two or three times in a row, so, I had three bags. Then I suddenly saw the amount of plastic plant containers I had collected over time, and decided to fill a fourth bag with a lot of stacked pots too. So, four bags waiting to be taken away.
I am filling trash and recycling bags this weekend. I love taking out the trash!