A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I'll probably end up in hell and all they have is Starbucks I'm sure.
I like Starbucks, but all I ever wanted there was a simple cup of black, strong coffee, so the obstacle of having to explain this to a clerk smiling stupidly while calling me Sir and offering me latte this or frappuccino that is sometimes overwhelming and I end up going somewhere else.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 04, 2013, 02:41:45 PMI lucked in finding a coffee cup that holds 8 ounces. Ever since I've been using it for my tea and coffee I find I'm eating less (go figure). Even though it doesn't have a lid the coffee doesn't get cold, probably because it doesn't take me that long to finish it.Eight ounces sounds reasonable. After all portion sizes have been increasing for the last 60 or so years. Coke originally was 6 ounces in the bottle.8 fluid ounces is a cup.
I lucked in finding a coffee cup that holds 8 ounces. Ever since I've been using it for my tea and coffee I find I'm eating less (go figure). Even though it doesn't have a lid the coffee doesn't get cold, probably because it doesn't take me that long to finish it.Eight ounces sounds reasonable. After all portion sizes have been increasing for the last 60 or so years. Coke originally was 6 ounces in the bottle.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Withdrawal?
Quote from: odeon on May 02, 2014, 07:30:56 AMWithdrawal? Here is the withdrawal parade on I2, as members rush to the fresh coffee:
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 04, 2013, 03:25:58 PMQuote from: Lit on September 04, 2013, 03:00:32 PMA Moomin cup! Here is a Moomin having a wee sip. Barely noticeable. Not enough to keep the headache at bay.
Quote from: Lit on September 04, 2013, 03:00:32 PMA Moomin cup! Here is a Moomin having a wee sip.
A Moomin cup!
I gave it up. Bought something called Dandy Blend (dandelion, chicory mix), supposed to help with the caffeine withdrawal (I really didn't have any, a couple of mild headaches) and I actually like it better. Doesn't really taste like coffee...kind of of like hot chocolate, coffee combined...different, but good. I use a spoonful of choc creamer (no sugar) in it and that's all...hooked on the stuff.
Quote from: Semicolon on May 02, 2014, 07:34:42 AMQuote from: odeon on May 02, 2014, 07:30:56 AMWithdrawal? Here is the withdrawal parade on I2, as members rush to the fresh coffee: NEVER rush, we glide regally. In fact, we have the coffee brought to us.
Quote from: Icequeen on May 02, 2014, 12:35:58 PMI gave it up. Bought something called Dandy Blend (dandelion, chicory mix), supposed to help with the caffeine withdrawal (I really didn't have any, a couple of mild headaches) and I actually like it better. Doesn't really taste like coffee...kind of of like hot chocolate, coffee combined...different, but good. I use a spoonful of choc creamer (no sugar) in it and that's all...hooked on the stuff. I will never give up caffeine. I just don't think I could do it.