Coffee question

[Semicolon]

  Silly punctuation mark, I do not smoke.  Twas merely a youthful experiment. 

Weebles don't smoke, they sizzle.

[odeon]

I don't want to give up caffeine. Why should I?

[Icequeen]

I don't want to give up caffeine. Why should I?

If you don't want to, you shouldn't.

Between the stress in my life right now and the caffeine (4+ cups a day) it was either try a lifestyle change or go on bp meds...I tried the first...it lowered dramatically.

The stress I can't change...unless I get rid of my family.   

[odeon]

Accidents happen.

["couldbecousin"]

Accidents happen.

  In the midst of life we are in death.  Dust we are and to dust we shall return.  Sunrise, sunset. 

[Icequeen]

Accidents happen.

Don't tempt me. 

[Queen Victoria]

Accidents happen.

Yep.  That's how I happened.

[Icequeen]

Accidents happen.

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

["couldbecousin"]

Accidents happen.

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me. 

[Semicolon]

Accidents happen.

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me. 

You were laid.

["couldbecousin"]

Accidents happen.

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me. 

You were laid.

  Heathen punctuation mark.  I was sent from heaven as I said. 

[Icequeen]

Accidents happen.

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me. 

Yeah, sure...and I was left on the doorstep by the gypsies.   

The lies our parents tell us.

["couldbecousin"]

Accidents happen.

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me. 

Yeah, sure...and I was left on the doorstep by the gypsies.   

The lies our parents tell us.

   My mother and I never really had  "the talk."  She explained menstruation in so little detail that I didn't fully
   understand the source of the bleeding till I stumbled upon a passage about it in a Harriet The Spy book.
   I learned about my period with the help of a fictional 12-year-old girl.    And I really did believe God beamed me
   down to the hospital Star Trek style, and all I was allowed to read about s-e-x was in a prissy book by James Dobson,
   who my mother approved of because she thought he was Catholic.  If she'd known he was a fundamentalist Protestant,
   I probably wouldn't have been allowed to read that either.  Fortunately my unpopularity kept me out of trouble. 

[Icequeen]

Accidents happen.

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me. 

Yeah, sure...and I was left on the doorstep by the gypsies.   

The lies our parents tell us.

   My mother and I never really had  "the talk."  She explained menstruation in so little detail that I didn't fully
   understand the source of the bleeding till I stumbled upon a passage about it in a Harriet The Spy book.
   I learned about my period with the help of a fictional 12-year-old girl.    And I really did believe God beamed me
   down to the hospital Star Trek style, and all I was allowed to read about s-e-x was in a prissy book by James Dobson,
   who my mother approved of because she thought he was Catholic.  If she'd known he was a fundamentalist Protestant,
   I probably wouldn't have been allowed to read that either.  Fortunately my unpopularity kept me out of trouble. 

"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret"...I think that was mine, all my friends were reading it, so I just followed suit. I think my mother was relieved.

My mom did the birds and the bees, but kind of skimmed over stuff...most of the other stuff I learned about from the older girls that smoked in the bathroom.

[Queen Victoria]

Surprisingly enough Mom was decades ahead of her time.  She had the talk with me when I was about 10 or so (good thing because not too long afterwards I started my menses.)  She also gave me a pamphlet put out by Kotex. 

The sex talk later on was a little sketchy, but I'd already read all Dad's Stag, Male, porn books by then, so it wasn't a big deal.