A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Nothing is going on. Ours is a quiet spot.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on June 22, 2014, 02:24:20 AMNothing is going on. Ours is a quiet spot.Make some excitement.
All right, now there are two chainsaws roaring in the neighborhood. I can't tell whether they're both coming from the same yard, but it's like Dueling Banjos, only ... not.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Looked up on the hill to spot a groundhog having a nutritious lunch of hostas, followed by a few bites of spiderwort. They seem to prefer the green hostas over the variegated ones, must taste better.