A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Sometimes someone will arrive at the back door of my building, to visit the occupant of the basement apartment, and will bang loudly and obnoxiously on the back door till he or she is let in!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
A was just here asking some of us in the building about the new tenant!
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Not much.
Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2014, 01:07:10 AMNot much.Start some excitement.
Quote from: Semicolon on February 01, 2014, 07:13:43 AMQuote from: odeon on February 01, 2014, 01:07:10 AMNot much.Start some excitement. How?
Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2014, 02:02:52 PMQuote from: Semicolon on February 01, 2014, 07:13:43 AMQuote from: odeon on February 01, 2014, 01:07:10 AMNot much.Start some excitement. How?Go door-to-door asking your neighbors if they dig shit out of their asses when constipated.