A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
There's a California Poppy / Golden Poppy, in bloom, in my garden.It's pretty, but WTF, it is January 13th. This is supposed to be winter.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
It's silent outside. There will be some cats and some newspaper people roaming the streets. But have not heard anything yet.
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 13, 2014, 10:54:43 PMIt's silent outside. There will be some cats and some newspaper people roaming the streets. But have not heard anything yet.Go hide outside and scare people coming by. Or enjoy the silence.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2014, 11:14:56 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 13, 2014, 10:54:43 PMIt's silent outside. There will be some cats and some newspaper people roaming the streets. But have not heard anything yet.Go hide outside and scare people coming by. Or enjoy the silence. Is that what you do, now and then?
I wouldn't.
Quote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 11:42:52 PMI wouldn't. Is that because you confine your trolling to the internet, or because you're getting too old to crouch down?
My apartment is near holiday apartments, so I usually see nudz or shagging once a week.
Quote from: Eclair on January 17, 2014, 10:36:58 PMMy apartment is near holiday apartments, so I usually see nudz or shagging once a week. Well that will keep the neighborhood interesting
Quote from: Parts on January 17, 2014, 11:33:32 PMQuote from: Eclair on January 17, 2014, 10:36:58 PMMy apartment is near holiday apartments, so I usually see nudz or shagging once a week. Well that will keep the neighborhood interesting Ha. It makes for interesting conversation when visitors are here. I may start charging for "dinner and a floor show".There are far more exhibitionists in the world than I actually realised.
The blackbirds are getting frisky. Sounds of spring. And tits are finally acting as if it is winter, entering the gardens to find food.