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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #210 on: April 04, 2014, 12:31:19 AM »
  Loud, foul-mouthed arguments happen at all hours of the day and night outside my apartment!
  The new neighbor has a stormy relationship with his girlfriend and they don't care who hears them!  :fp:


You could write a novel, and get praise for your vivid dialogues in it.  :zoinks:

The sex scenes would be dull. :( :P

Why?

Because there wouldn't be any sex, just vivid descriptions of food. :devour:

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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #211 on: April 04, 2014, 05:15:36 AM »
  Loud, foul-mouthed arguments happen at all hours of the day and night outside my apartment!
  The new neighbor has a stormy relationship with his girlfriend and they don't care who hears them!  :fp:


You could write a novel, and get praise for your vivid dialogues in it.  :zoinks:

The sex scenes would be dull. :( :P

Why?

Because there wouldn't be any sex, just vivid descriptions of food. :devour:

The Weeble is capable of writing beyond her own passions.

And the words through the wall, may trigger her to write things you did not even dare dreaming about.

Assuming that she can figure out how the parts fit together. :M :P
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #212 on: April 04, 2014, 06:20:09 AM »
  Loud, foul-mouthed arguments happen at all hours of the day and night outside my apartment!
  The new neighbor has a stormy relationship with his girlfriend and they don't care who hears them!  :fp:


You could write a novel, and get praise for your vivid dialogues in it.  :zoinks:

The sex scenes would be dull. :( :P

Why?

Because there wouldn't be any sex, just vivid descriptions of food. :devour:

The Weeble is capable of writing beyond her own passions.

And the words through the wall, may trigger her to write things you did not even dare dreaming about.

Assuming that she can figure out how the parts fit together. :M :P

She has not been locked up in a convict, from childhood on you know. There is television, books, and even the internet.
And of course, vivid descriptions from loud lovemaking neighbours.
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #213 on: April 04, 2014, 08:07:34 AM »
  Loud, foul-mouthed arguments happen at all hours of the day and night outside my apartment!
  The new neighbor has a stormy relationship with his girlfriend and they don't care who hears them!  :fp:


You could write a novel, and get praise for your vivid dialogues in it.  :zoinks:

The sex scenes would be dull. :( :P

Why?

Because there wouldn't be any sex, just vivid descriptions of food. :devour:

The Weeble is capable of writing beyond her own passions.

And the words through the wall, may trigger her to write things you did not even dare dreaming about.

Assuming that she can figure out how the parts fit together. :M :P

She has not been locked up in a convict, from childhood on you know. There is television, books, and even the internet.
And of course, vivid descriptions from loud lovemaking neighbours.

"Convent", not "convict". :P

If we believe the Weeble, she has kept herself pure by avoiding that smut. :angel:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #214 on: April 07, 2014, 11:01:48 PM »
She's been going to church every Sunday, of course, like the devoted Catholic she is, instead of gorging in such *filth*. :M
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #215 on: April 27, 2014, 09:45:28 PM »
Lately there have been people sleeping in unit 2's carport, they have old furniture there as they don't own a car. I don't know if these people are homeless or are sleeping there because they won't fit inside unit 2 as they already have 5 people inside a two bedroom unit.
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #216 on: April 27, 2014, 10:34:52 PM »
Not a thing. It's quiet.
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #217 on: April 28, 2014, 05:30:27 AM »
She's been going to church every Sunday, of course, like the devoted Catholic she is, instead of gorging in such *filth*. :M

You'd think she'd pay attention to the commandment that "Thou shall not troll." :M
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #218 on: April 28, 2014, 07:12:27 AM »
Lately there have been people sleeping in unit 2's carport, they have old furniture there as they don't own a car. I don't know if these people are homeless or are sleeping there because they won't fit inside unit 2 as they already have 5 people inside a two bedroom unit.

If they won't fit inside, that would make them kinda homeless too, isn't it. Homeless, but with a legal address.
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #219 on: May 01, 2014, 02:29:19 AM »
She's been going to church every Sunday, of course, like the devoted Catholic she is, instead of gorging in such *filth*. :M

You'd think she'd pay attention to the commandment that "Thou shall not troll." :M

There's no such thing. You're making that one up. :M
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #220 on: May 01, 2014, 04:39:14 AM »
She's been going to church every Sunday, of course, like the devoted Catholic she is, instead of gorging in such *filth*. :M

You'd think she'd pay attention to the commandment that "Thou shall not troll." :M

There's no such thing. You're making that one up. :M

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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #221 on: May 01, 2014, 01:29:24 PM »
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #222 on: May 01, 2014, 07:25:47 PM »
Frack trucks.

I think they are repaving the highway out in front starting the 12th...little orange markers everywhere.


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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #223 on: May 01, 2014, 11:22:10 PM »
NOTHING is happening outside.
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #224 on: May 02, 2014, 06:09:46 AM »
NOTHING is happening outside.

It's time to make something happen outside. :trollface:
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