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Re: House pests.
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2013, 03:24:57 PM »
No problem. I don't fear creeps. Creeps fear me  :M

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2013, 03:26:50 PM »
No problem. I don't fear creeps. Creeps fear me  :M

Anybody who isnt scared of cockroaches is :viking:

Ive never even seen a cockroach, and Im fucking terrified of them :-[

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2013, 03:28:53 PM »
Fortes este, Papiliones!  :viking:

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2013, 03:31:29 PM »
Fortes este, Papiliones!  :viking:

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2013, 03:32:18 PM »
Bene! Puella proba fortisque es!  :viking:

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2013, 04:53:29 PM »
Our garage is an old, former stables. It was infested with mice a year or so ago.
It was so bad, that I couldnt even park my car in the garage. You would open the door, and you would see them scatter :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
My best friend lives in the flat above the garage, and although she never saw one in her flat, she was so freaked out, that she had to move into the house.

There was far too many mice to catch with traps, so the gardener put out trays of poison for them. I looked in one evening, and there was dozens of mice trying to get at the trays of poison. I almost puked :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

He had to come back every day to pick up the bodies of the dead ones :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Im still traumatized by the experience :laugh:

Solution without poison, but, with killing mice and rats.


OMG, that is gross :laugh: The poor mice fall into a pool of alcohol, to preserve their corpse :zombiefuck: I wouldnt like to be the one to empty it :laugh:

It does seem better than having corpses strewn across the driveway and garage though :laugh:



I suppose I should get used to this kind of thing. Im guessing that mice, rats, insects, and cockroaches will be quite common in Budapest. Ive heard that theres cockroaches :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Im kinda thinking of getting my own house, so I might have to deal with things like that by myself :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Not that gross. The alcohol kills the mice and rats rapidly, way quicker than poison does. Poison makes them die of internal bleeding. And if other critters eat their carcasses, it may happen to them too.
Also, more and more mice and rats become immune to the poison. The animals that prey on them are not that immune.

But, yes, having to empty that thing now and then will not be the most pleasant house chore of the year.  :GA:
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Re: House pests.
« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2013, 06:39:45 PM »
No problem. I don't fear creeps. Creeps fear me  :M

Anybody who isnt scared of cockroaches is :viking:

Ive never even seen a cockroach, and Im fucking terrified of them :-[

Afraid of that which you have not experienced eh?
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Re: House pests.
« Reply #37 on: August 31, 2013, 09:11:06 PM »
No problem. I don't fear creeps. Creeps fear me  :M

Anybody who isnt scared of cockroaches is :viking:

Ive never even seen a cockroach, and Im fucking terrified of them :-[

Afraid of that which you have not experienced eh?

I kinda felt the same way about willies :laugh:

I do have experience of insects, and I know I hate them. Ive heard that cockroaches are scarier than most other insects, so they are clearly something to be feared :laugh:

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2013, 09:26:42 PM »
No problem. I don't fear creeps. Creeps fear me  :M

Anybody who isnt scared of cockroaches is :viking:

Ive never even seen a cockroach, and Im fucking terrified of them :-[

  I have seen some, though not in my apartment.  :P


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Re: House pests.
« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2013, 09:35:41 PM »
No problem. I don't fear creeps. Creeps fear me  :M

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2013, 02:56:40 AM »
I don't see whats scary about roaches. Other than the potential as disease vector, but if that were the only reason then one would live their entire lives shitting bricks, as theres potential disease everywhere.

Although some of their traits are not exactly endearing....know of anything else that starves to death before actually snuffing it after losing its head?

And ew....seen a pic and report from a bug keeper's forum of one that had half its abdomen bitten off by something and kept on going for a while.

And butterflies, if thats the case, maybe you just need to fuck a cockroach?
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Re: House pests.
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2013, 03:27:56 AM »
I don't see whats scary about roaches. Other than the potential as disease vector, but if that were the only reason then one would live their entire lives shitting bricks, as theres potential disease everywhere.

Although some of their traits are not exactly endearing....know of anything else that starves to death before actually snuffing it after losing its head?

And ew....seen a pic and report from a bug keeper's forum of one that had half its abdomen bitten off by something and kept on going for a while.

And butterflies, if thats the case, maybe you just need to fuck a cockroach?



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Re: House pests.
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2013, 01:32:23 PM »
No problem. I don't fear creeps. Creeps fear me  :M

Anybody who isnt scared of cockroaches is :viking:

Ive never even seen a cockroach, and Im fucking terrified of them :-[

  I have seen some, though not in my apartment.  :P


  I kind of admire their resilience.  I have heard that they could outlast US and survive all kinds of disasters.


Thats kinda part of what grosses me out. Theyre like the evil super-villains of the insect world :laugh:

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2013, 01:34:03 PM »
I don't see whats scary about roaches. Other than the potential as disease vector, but if that were the only reason then one would live their entire lives shitting bricks, as theres potential disease everywhere.

Although some of their traits are not exactly endearing....know of anything else that starves to death before actually snuffing it after losing its head?

And ew....seen a pic and report from a bug keeper's forum of one that had half its abdomen bitten off by something and kept on going for a while.

And butterflies, if thats the case, maybe you just need to fuck a cockroach?

It did work for willies :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:

But yuk. Roaches are even scarier than willies :laugh:

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2013, 02:23:51 PM »
I don't see whats scary about roaches. Other than the potential as disease vector, but if that were the only reason then one would live their entire lives shitting bricks, as theres potential disease everywhere.

Although some of their traits are not exactly endearing....know of anything else that starves to death before actually snuffing it after losing its head?

And ew....seen a pic and report from a bug keeper's forum of one that had half its abdomen bitten off by something and kept on going for a while.

And butterflies, if thats the case, maybe you just need to fuck a cockroach?

It did work for willies :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:

But yuk. Roaches are even scarier than willies :laugh:

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