A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Jack on September 07, 2013, 05:31:12 PMQuote from: AspieMomma on September 07, 2013, 08:42:49 AMQuote from: Jack on September 07, 2013, 08:16:35 AMHave no need to trivialize my own problems by comparing them to things out of my control.^ This. The angst and guilt that kind of thinking can create in those with big hearts is unbearable. (SG )For others it is used as an excuse to justify a lack of effort to resolve their problems. This topic reminds me of one time, someone explained to me this is why they watch Jerry Springer, to feel like they're 'not so bad'. It's kind of the same think, not even sure what to call it. Just because there's someone somewhere in the world who has it worse, doesn't truly have reflection on me. My ex loves that stuff. He called it self-fulfilling television. Then I would tell him to quit using words he doesn't understand. Nothing "fulfilling" about being self-righteous enough to believe that being able to look down on someone justifies one's own faults. The viewer is no more fulfilled after viewing than they were before. I'd say "deluding" would be more appropriate. Self-Deluding Egovision? Too long. Let's just call it shit.
Quote from: AspieMomma on September 07, 2013, 08:42:49 AMQuote from: Jack on September 07, 2013, 08:16:35 AMHave no need to trivialize my own problems by comparing them to things out of my control.^ This. The angst and guilt that kind of thinking can create in those with big hearts is unbearable. (SG )For others it is used as an excuse to justify a lack of effort to resolve their problems. This topic reminds me of one time, someone explained to me this is why they watch Jerry Springer, to feel like they're 'not so bad'. It's kind of the same think, not even sure what to call it. Just because there's someone somewhere in the world who has it worse, doesn't truly have reflection on me.
Quote from: Jack on September 07, 2013, 08:16:35 AMHave no need to trivialize my own problems by comparing them to things out of my control.^ This. The angst and guilt that kind of thinking can create in those with big hearts is unbearable. (SG )For others it is used as an excuse to justify a lack of effort to resolve their problems.
Have no need to trivialize my own problems by comparing them to things out of my control.
I have occasionally watched telly of that ilk but I view it more as a latter day freak show or like a trip to the zoo. I don't need to watch a bunch of silliness to feel good about myself.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2013, 11:18:57 AM Had to stand in line for a FULL MINUTE to get an orange Julius at the mall!- I don't want to live in this worldNow you made me crave icecream. You horrible meany!
Had to stand in line for a FULL MINUTE to get an orange Julius at the mall!- I don't want to live in this world
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 07, 2013, 02:19:20 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2013, 11:18:57 AM Had to stand in line for a FULL MINUTE to get an orange Julius at the mall!- I don't want to live in this worldNow you made me crave icecream. You horrible meany! Only vanilla is worth a shit.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
I insist. Plain vanilla ftw.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Don't you mean Steak 'n Shake?
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2013, 07:04:47 PMI insist. Plain vanilla ftw.
Quote from: sg1008 on September 08, 2013, 06:44:03 PMDon't you mean Steak 'n Shake?Oops
Quote from: Genesis on September 08, 2013, 07:14:39 PMQuote from: sg1008 on September 08, 2013, 06:44:03 PMDon't you mean Steak 'n Shake?Oops It's the vampire version, open all night.
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 08, 2013, 07:25:32 PMQuote from: Genesis on September 08, 2013, 07:14:39 PMQuote from: sg1008 on September 08, 2013, 06:44:03 PMDon't you mean Steak 'n Shake?Oops It's the vampire version, open all night. It's bloody good! This reminds me of what comedian Sabrina Matthews said about Denny's ... that it exists to feed "the completely exhausted and the totally wasted and nobody else!"