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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #90 on: August 13, 2013, 09:52:44 PM »
Omg, guess how old this butt is (EDIT: it is an adult butt, guess which adult age it is):



Under 30. I don't really know any more than that, other than I can't look at the shot any more because those knickers look damn uncomfortable on the right side cheek. :-0

Snarks. I though I deleted the pic.... its a 41 year old butt!!!

I was really horny when I posted the pic....

And now you're not.

I feel like your cum is traveling through your keyboard, into the interwebz and into my fingers. It's sticky.

I hope my statement above disturbs you as much as yours disturbed me. :M

Was what I said seriously disturbing?

Nothing was. This is I2, after all. ;)

Richard has been behaving recently, and I don't know if you've experienced[suspicious] the Bitchtits.[/suspicious] :o

No...whats that?

I'll PM you a link.[suspicious]

If you ever want to masturbate again, skip the first page and read it from there. Don't let curiosity tempt you.[/suspicious]

ARE YOU TRYING TO PERMANENTLY UNAROUSE ME? You fuckin knew curiosity would tempt me.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #91 on: August 13, 2013, 09:55:14 PM »
r u geyez takking about the 8008 thred



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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #92 on: August 14, 2013, 05:54:09 AM »
Omg, guess how old this butt is (EDIT: it is an adult butt, guess which adult age it is):



Under 30. I don't really know any more than that, other than I can't look at the shot any more because those knickers look damn uncomfortable on the right side cheek. :-0

Snarks. I though I deleted the pic.... its a 41 year old butt!!!

I was really horny when I posted the pic....

And now you're not.

I feel like your cum is traveling through your keyboard, into the interwebz and into my fingers. It's sticky.

I hope my statement above disturbs you as much as yours disturbed me. :M

Was what I said seriously disturbing?

Nothing was. This is I2, after all. ;)

Richard has been behaving recently, and I don't know if you've experienced[suspicious] the Bitchtits.[/suspicious] :o

No...whats that?

I'll PM you a link.[suspicious]

If you ever want to masturbate again, skip the first page and read it from there. Don't let curiosity tempt you.[/suspicious]

ARE YOU TRYING TO PERMANENTLY UNAROUSE ME? You fuckin knew curiosity would tempt me.

:LMAO:

I warned you, didn't I? ;)

r u geyez takking about the 8008 thred

Hell no. :zombiefuck:
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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #93 on: August 14, 2013, 09:02:42 AM »
Omg, guess how old this butt is (EDIT: it is an adult butt, guess which adult age it is):



Under 30. I don't really know any more than that, other than I can't look at the shot any more because those knickers look damn uncomfortable on the right side cheek. :-0

Snarks. I though I deleted the pic.... its a 41 year old butt!!!

I was really horny when I posted the pic....

Do you know this person, have you seen this butt IRL?

Nope. I googled "cute butt" and this is one that popped up, and it was from some lady's blog where she noted her age. She was apparently doing some new exercises and showing her progress.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #94 on: August 14, 2013, 01:21:41 PM »

Nope. I googled "cute butt" and this is one that popped up, and it was from some lady's blog where she noted her age. She was apparently doing some new exercises and showing her progress.

Ha

if only she knew what her photo ended up being used for :laugh:

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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #95 on: August 14, 2013, 08:25:43 PM »

Nope. I googled "cute butt" and this is one that popped up, and it was from some lady's blog where she noted her age. She was apparently doing some new exercises and showing her progress.

Ha

if only she knew what her photo ended up being used for :laugh:

People who post their butt know what it's used for. :laugh:

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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #96 on: August 14, 2013, 08:27:36 PM »

Nope. I googled "cute butt" and this is one that popped up, and it was from some lady's blog where she noted her age. She was apparently doing some new exercises and showing her progress.

Ha

if only she knew what her photo ended up being used for :laugh:

People who post their butt know what it's used for. :laugh:

Touche. But I didn't use it for what I think you are suggesting.

C'mon! Why would I use a strangers butt when there are some perfectly good I2 booties out there?  :eyebrows:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #97 on: August 14, 2013, 08:29:31 PM »

Nope. I googled "cute butt" and this is one that popped up, and it was from some lady's blog where she noted her age. She was apparently doing some new exercises and showing her progress.

Ha

if only she knew what her photo ended up being used for :laugh:

People who post their butt know what it's used for. :laugh:

Touche. But I didn't use it for what I think you are suggesting.

C'mon! Why would I use a strangers butt when there are some perfectly good I2 booties out there?  :eyebrows:

Of course you used it for what it's used for. You said it yourself. :laugh:



deleted photo.

It was a 41 year old butt btw.

I deleted the photo because i realised I was really horny when i posted it, but now i'm okay, so no need to derail.

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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #98 on: August 14, 2013, 08:35:43 PM »
Well....It got me thinking about it..... but....it takes more'n a photo to help me finish  :laugh:


Nope. I googled "cute butt" and this is one that popped up, and it was from some lady's blog where she noted her age. She was apparently doing some new exercises and showing her progress.

Ha

if only she knew what her photo ended up being used for :laugh:

People who post their butt know what it's used for. :laugh:

Touche. But I didn't use it for what I think you are suggesting.

C'mon! Why would I use a strangers butt when there are some perfectly good I2 booties out there?  :eyebrows:

Of course you used it for what it's used for. You said it yourself. :laugh:



deleted photo.

It was a 41 year old butt btw.

I deleted the photo because i realised I was really horny when i posted it, but now i'm okay, so no need to derail.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #99 on: August 14, 2013, 08:46:46 PM »
Well....It got me thinking about it..... but....it takes more'n a photo to help me finish  :laugh:

For me, it usually takes hands. 



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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #100 on: August 14, 2013, 08:50:31 PM »
Well....It got me thinking about it..... but....it takes more'n a photo to help me finish  :laugh:

For me, it usually takes hands.

Or a mouth. :arrr: :zoinks:
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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #101 on: August 14, 2013, 09:02:43 PM »
Well....It got me thinking about it..... but....it takes more'n a photo to help me finish  :laugh:

For me, it usually takes hands.

Or a mouth. :arrr: :zoinks:

Yes, that too.  And a lot of flexibility.



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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #102 on: August 14, 2013, 09:25:46 PM »


Now that's all settled, let's get back to quoting the butt.  :autism:
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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #103 on: August 14, 2013, 09:33:27 PM »


Now that's all settled, let's get back to quoting the butt.  :autism:

I do kind of want to squeeze it. :viking:



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Re: I have definitely softened.
« Reply #104 on: August 14, 2013, 09:35:19 PM »


Now that's all settled, let's get back to quoting the butt.  :autism:

I do kind of want to squeeze it. :viking:

Apparently it is very firm (according to the owner).
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.