Hello

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Hello, possum.

Semicolon, I try to drink enough water that that doesn't happen to me in the first place.  I've never had constipation that bad, even when I was in the hospital (+morphine, +oxies, +hydros).  I also generally avoid drugs, and always avoided drugs like that only to have them forced on me by the pain of a broken leg. 

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Except you.  You're a dickface cunt bastard

[suspicious]How can I be a dick and a cunt at the same time?[/suspicious]

Also, you're a dickface with a cunt.  I presume you are flexible. 

[lutra]

Welcome on I².

[Semicolon]

Hello, possum.

Semicolon, I try to drink enough water that that doesn't happen to me in the first place.  I've never had constipation that bad, even when I was in the hospital (+morphine, +oxies, +hydros).  I also generally avoid drugs, and always avoided drugs like that only to have them forced on me by the pain of a broken leg.

for answering in detail.

I was also asking whether you had printed that thread. Perhaps you found it useful?

Except you.  You're a dickface cunt bastard

[suspicious]How can I be a dick and a cunt at the same time?[/suspicious]

Also, you're a dickface with a cunt.  I presume you are flexible.

Very.

I'm also an asshole.

If I fuck myself with my , does that count as , or ?

[Bastet]

Hello, where at you from?

AFF

Love the username.

Thank you.  And thanks everybody for the warm welcome. 

If you want more , post them.

Welcome to I2.

Except you.  You're a dickface cunt bastard  

MLB?

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Salve, amice! Loquerisne Latine? 

Loquor parvum latinum.  Discibam in schola alta, sed memoria mea stulta est. 

[Gopher Gary]

Crikey! A new member. Remind me later to tell you about my enormous ball python.

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LOL @ Crocodile dundee.

Guess again, Duck Fetish Girl

[Bastet]

LOL @ Crocodile dundee.

Guess again, Duck Fetish Girl

Are we friends? Or are we friendly?

Can I sniff your butthole?

[BadgerTom]

Welcome Mortal...

To the last bastion of unfettered thought, emotion and depravity...

I hope you brought a spare toilet roll with you because noone else has any spare as they're hoarding it for the comming Shitstorm ^.^

[Semicolon]

Shouldn't it be ^ Totally not lying?

[BadgerTom]

Nani?

[Gopher Gary]

LOL @ Crocodile dundee.

Guess again, Duck Fetish Girl

Any time you're ready, just let me know. I've probably saved thousands of people's lives with my educational training on proper snake handling.   

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Shouldn't it be ^ Totally not lying?

You mean...the arrow should be pointing at me?    

[conlang returns]

Welcome Mortal...

To the last bastion of unfettered thought, emotion and depravity...

I hope you brought a spare toilet roll with you because noone else has any spare as they're hoarding it for the comming Shitstorm ^.^

Eh, shit washes off.