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Re: Hello
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2013, 10:48:38 AM »
Hello, possum.

Semicolon, I try to drink enough water that that doesn't happen to me in the first place.  I've never had constipation that bad, even when I was in the hospital (+morphine, +oxies, +hydros).  I also generally avoid drugs, and always avoided drugs like that only to have them forced on me by the pain of a broken leg. 
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Re: Hello
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2013, 10:50:07 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 05, 2013, 04:01:20 AM
Quote from: simbaflyingoveracliff on August 04, 2013, 10:47:42 PM
Except you.  You're a dickface cunt bastard ;)

[suspicious]How can I be a dick and a cunt at the same time?[/suspicious] :dunno:

Also, you're a dickface with a cunt.  I presume you are flexible. 
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Re: Hello
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2013, 11:07:10 AM »
Welcome on I².
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Re: Hello
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2013, 03:27:11 PM »
Quote from: simbaflyingoveracliff on August 05, 2013, 10:48:38 AM
Hello, possum.

Semicolon, I try to drink enough water that that doesn't happen to me in the first place.  I've never had constipation that bad, even when I was in the hospital (+morphine, +oxies, +hydros).  I also generally avoid drugs, and always avoided drugs like that only to have them forced on me by the pain of a broken leg.

:plus: for answering in detail. :laugh:

I was also asking whether you had printed that thread. Perhaps you found it useful?

Quote from: simbaflyingoveracliff on August 05, 2013, 10:50:07 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 05, 2013, 04:01:20 AM
Quote from: simbaflyingoveracliff on August 04, 2013, 10:47:42 PM
Except you.  You're a dickface cunt bastard ;)

[suspicious]How can I be a dick and a cunt at the same time?[/suspicious] :dunno:

Also, you're a dickface with a cunt.  I presume you are flexible.

Very. :zoinks:

I'm also an asshole. :2thumbsup:

If I fuck myself with my :Dickhead:, does that count as :wanker:, :squit: or :missionary:?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2013, 04:20:33 PM »
Quote from: simbaflyingoveracliff on August 04, 2013, 10:47:42 PM
Quote from: McWorker on August 04, 2013, 08:52:04 PM
Hello, where at you from?

AFF :P
Quote from: Pyraxis on August 04, 2013, 10:33:34 PM
Love the username.

Thank you.  And thanks everybody for the warm welcome. 

Quote from: Semicolon on August 04, 2013, 08:19:31 PM
If you want more :bounce:, post them.

Welcome to I2. :thumbup:

Except you.  You're a dickface cunt bastard ;) 


MLB?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2013, 04:21:21 PM »
Quote from: Lit on August 05, 2013, 02:48:15 AM
Salve, amice! Loquerisne Latine?  8)

Loquor parvum latinum.  Discibam in schola alta, sed memoria mea stulta est. 
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Re: Hello
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2013, 04:25:17 PM »
Crikey! A new member. Remind me later to tell you about my enormous ball python.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2013, 04:26:45 PM »
LOL @ Crocodile dundee.

Guess again, Duck Fetish Girl
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Re: Hello
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2013, 04:27:33 PM »
Quote from: simbaflyingoveracliff on August 05, 2013, 04:26:45 PM
LOL @ Crocodile dundee.

Guess again, Duck Fetish Girl

Are we friends? Or are we friendly?

Can I sniff your butthole?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2013, 05:46:43 PM »
Welcome Mortal...

To the last bastion of unfettered thought, emotion and depravity...

I hope you brought a spare toilet roll with you because noone else has any spare as they're hoarding it for the comming Shitstorm ^.^
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Re: Hello
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2013, 06:51:18 PM »
Shouldn't it be ^ Totally not lying? :P
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Re: Hello
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2013, 07:08:55 PM »
Nani?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2013, 07:55:48 PM »
Quote from: simbaflyingoveracliff on August 05, 2013, 04:26:45 PM
LOL @ Crocodile dundee.

Guess again, Duck Fetish Girl

Any time you're ready, just let me know. I've probably saved thousands of people's lives with my educational training on proper snake handling.   :nerdy:
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Re: Hello
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2013, 01:06:03 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 05, 2013, 06:51:18 PM
Shouldn't it be ^ Totally not lying? :P

You mean...the arrow should be pointing at me?   :lol1: 
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Re: Hello
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2013, 01:10:34 AM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on August 05, 2013, 05:46:43 PM
Welcome Mortal...

To the last bastion of unfettered thought, emotion and depravity...

I hope you brought a spare toilet roll with you because noone else has any spare as they're hoarding it for the comming Shitstorm ^.^

Eh, shit washes off. 
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