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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2006, 04:54:43 AM »
What can future generations yet learn in the end? If We can not decide or make it happen at all?
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2006, 06:14:27 AM »
Would it be cruel to put flo in there?

I don't see why future generations shouldn't be made to suffer. :P

I tend to agree with Odeon on this, but I think he should be placed in suspended animation first, with specific instructions to follow upon re-animation, similar to the olden, "Break Glass In Case Of Fire" axe cabinets, once very popular. The reasons are many, but to begin with, considering the quantities of healthfood items included in his current diet, I fear that the capsule would be completely full, to the last cubic millimeter with hair and nail growth, well before the opening date.

The possibility of including Flo also brings up another concern, namely the need to hide the capsule and maintain it in the hands of those decended from only people we know and trust, otherwise the power of Flo, wielded from the wrong hands, could be devastating.

I have also been working on a species of Praying (and Preying) Mantis, which will be capable of consuming vast quantities of those dreaded vinyl eating parasites.


P.S. Flo,

I hope you can tolerate an icepick, inserted three inches into your navel, randomly flexed from side to side and a joke at your expense, also.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2006, 06:37:55 AM by DirtDawg »
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2006, 10:15:54 AM »
Humankind can eat my shit if they think they can get any records from me.
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2006, 12:49:15 AM »
When you are old and the younger generation supports legislation that makes it harder on you, you will find reasons to make the future generations suffer.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2006, 11:51:11 AM »
When you are old and the younger generation supports legislation that makes it harder on you, you will find reasons to make the future generations suffer.

seems to be the current thinking.

the baby-boomers are so greedy and they are such a large generation.  so we are seeing that resources are in fact limited.

i, on the other hand will fight for everything that makes it a better life for my children.
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2006, 10:02:24 PM »
That seems like the most common sentiment of every generation, making a better life for their children.  I'm planning ahead.  I'll make a better life for my children, but it wouldn't hurt to leave a surprise "Do not open until youre 45" that will bite them on the ass one day.  :evillaugh:

And I know their children are supposed to fulfill that function, but kids are getting smarter and smarter, they might have the good judgement to not have them.....
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2007, 03:01:10 PM »
Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie ... we finally have something capable of maintaining its value for a century. I believe its worth may even be transferable ... not precious metal, not gemstones, not volumes of knowledge, but rather a remarkable likeness ...

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2008, 06:48:14 PM »


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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2009, 07:50:30 PM »


How about a bottle of Mezcal.
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2009, 11:24:17 PM »
Copies of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, since all other copies will have been destroyed by then.
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2009, 12:57:26 AM »
 :goat: All of Goat on Fire's Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl etc. threads. :poo:

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2009, 05:23:24 AM »
Some Ritalin and some Xanax. :P
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2009, 02:26:46 PM »
Copies of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, since all other copies will have been destroyed by then.

Good, as long as we can perforate the Constitution just past the Tenth Amendment, like toilet paper, and rip it off right there, maybe rename a couple of the later ones, Eleven and Twelve, then the rest we can save for emergency use when someone has diarrhea or worse.
The beginning we can keep and try to do ALL the rest a little better next time.

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2009, 02:32:12 PM »
Tramadol and chemicals for road sign busters.  :P

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2014, 10:30:32 AM »
Copies of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, since all other copies will have been destroyed by then.

Good, as long as we can perforate the Constitution just past the Tenth Amendment, like toilet paper, and rip it off right there,

Cool!! Does that mean I can own a few niggers??  :zoinks: