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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2014, 12:24:08 PM »
Copies of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, since all other copies will have been destroyed by then.

Good, as long as we can perforate the Constitution just past the Tenth Amendment, like toilet paper, and rip it off right there,

Cool!! Does that mean I can own a few niggers??  :zoinks:

I was wondering about that. Would women still be able to vote?
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2014, 12:28:00 PM »
Of course not!!  8)

Look at the jackasses they elected! Bill Clinton and Obummer.

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2014, 06:39:05 PM »
Jack has begun working in 2016.

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2014, 06:54:16 PM »
Jack has begun working in 2016.

Uuum, that's 2106 not 2016.  ::)

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2014, 07:22:46 PM »
It will be a while before am working in 2106.

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2014, 08:50:16 PM »
It's weird to re-read this stuff about putting Flo in there.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2014, 10:20:19 PM »
It'll be weirder when he crawls out. 

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2014, 07:11:35 AM »
My laboratory equipment and extensive supply of reagents, microscope, seeds of Papaver somniferum, Cannabis sativa seed+ a nice big fat sack of both resin, skunk and oil, plenty other various meds. Scientific textbooks, computer. Non-perishable food, gas mask, a handgun and a good supply of medical kit, a swiss army knife plus a strong single-bladed sturdy lock-knife. Rolling baccy+liquorice papers, as I imagine 100yr+ from now fags will be either extortionate in price beyond even what the situation is now, and become luxury goods.


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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2014, 11:23:18 AM »
Can we lock CBC in the time capsule? :trollface:
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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2014, 11:42:46 AM »
meh! eggs don't get better with age.  :cbc:


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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2014, 12:17:57 AM »
A piece of digital art

done by me....

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2014, 06:15:37 AM »
That's awesome.

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2014, 08:57:02 PM »
Can we lock CBC in the time capsule? :trollface:

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2014, 08:59:21 PM »
Can we lock CBC in the time capsule? :trollface:

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Re: Intensity Time Capsule. Do Not Open Until 2106 AD
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2014, 09:19:43 PM »
  ^ That's such a cool post, with your avatar in it!  8)
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