What names have you been called today and why?

[Pyraxis]

I have been called "mew mew mewmewmewmew!" Which I think roughly translates to "Big clumsy stupid human, open the door already!"

[Semicolon]

  I have been called my own name by my work friend whom I called earlier. 

 

  Remember Dunc's Law.  You just started this thread, don't force it to be closed. 

You can't invoke Dunc's Law. You don't have autism.

  You just did something sneaky there, didn't you?  Damn.  Now I have to think. 

Dad used to call me Snicklefritz (a German Elf)

  And you're still elf-sized today!  All 4'11" of you! 

Her Highness is here so that CBC has someone to make short jokes about.

  I have been called  "cute"  by people at work. Must be my wobbly good cheer!

They don't see the or the .