What is the Weather like where You Live?

[Persona]

I like chatting to dodgy people at night.

They usually turn out nice and interesting.

[Sophgay]

And you usually turn out dead in a ditch

Don't do it! It's baaaaaaaaad!

[Persona]

Talked to loads of people at night, including drunks  , and somehow I have never landed dead in a ditch 

[Sophgay]

I have only talked to one drunk at night

Myself

I didn't end up dead in a ditch either

But I nearly pissed myself and almost fell down the stairs

[Sophgay]

Callaway did you like my Callaway anagram?

I've forgotten it now

I'm feeling particularly food tonight

It must be the weather

[Persona]

Therefore talking to weirdoes at night is perfectly safe.

[Sophgay]

Is you be sayin am a weirdo?

[Persona]

We all are 

[Callaway]

Callaway did you like my Callaway anagram?

I've forgotten it now

I'm feeling particularly food tonight

It must be the weather

I just saw it.  It's funny.  Thanks.

 

Some random ones I thought were alright:

calandale birdie = ineradicable lad

callaway is evil = all-wisely cavia

sex with spokane = swinepoxes Kath

odeon and lucifer = faun-colored Enid

who the fuck are Kath and Enid?

[DirtDawg]

It's chilly now, but during the afternoon it warmed up enough to open the house up (every window and door!) for the first time in months.

[odeon]

Sunny.

[Callaway]

Snowing and 34 F.

[duncvis]

cloudy, breezy, dry. 6C/43F

[Peter]

This was yesterday's weather:

[DirtDawg]

Blustery, just above freezing, spitting sleet and mist.

It won't stick, though.