Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 02:27:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 02:02:58 AMAbove zero. Rainy.Same here. Some wind too, not excessive, but enough to make the remaining roofplates of the neighbour sound like an old creaking bed, with an odd couple shagging in it, outside, all night long.How do you know it's not them? Did you take a peek?
Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 02:02:58 AMAbove zero. Rainy.Same here. Some wind too, not excessive, but enough to make the remaining roofplates of the neighbour sound like an old creaking bed, with an odd couple shagging in it, outside, all night long.
Above zero. Rainy.
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Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 05:59:27 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 02:27:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 02:02:58 AMAbove zero. Rainy.Same here. Some wind too, not excessive, but enough to make the remaining roofplates of the neighbour sound like an old creaking bed, with an odd couple shagging in it, outside, all night long.How do you know it's not them? Did you take a peek? It was too dark to notice for real. But, the remains of the roof are too flimsy to carry sexing people that long. They would go down with a bang within minutes. And screaming too, because of the sharp ends of the scarce remains still being the "roof".
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 06:08:53 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 05:59:27 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 02:27:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 02:02:58 AMAbove zero. Rainy.Same here. Some wind too, not excessive, but enough to make the remaining roofplates of the neighbour sound like an old creaking bed, with an odd couple shagging in it, outside, all night long.How do you know it's not them? Did you take a peek? It was too dark to notice for real. But, the remains of the roof are too flimsy to carry sexing people that long. They would go down with a bang within minutes. And screaming too, because of the sharp ends of the scarce remains still being the "roof". Hawt.
Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 06:10:23 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 06:08:53 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 05:59:27 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 02:27:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 02:02:58 AMAbove zero. Rainy.Same here. Some wind too, not excessive, but enough to make the remaining roofplates of the neighbour sound like an old creaking bed, with an odd couple shagging in it, outside, all night long.How do you know it's not them? Did you take a peek? It was too dark to notice for real. But, the remains of the roof are too flimsy to carry sexing people that long. They would go down with a bang within minutes. And screaming too, because of the sharp ends of the scarce remains still being the "roof". Hawt.You have not seen my neighbour, that is clear. I do have a hawt neighbout too, but she's not back in the country yet. She is drop dead gorgeous.
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 06:14:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 06:10:23 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 06:08:53 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 05:59:27 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 02:27:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 02:02:58 AMAbove zero. Rainy.Same here. Some wind too, not excessive, but enough to make the remaining roofplates of the neighbour sound like an old creaking bed, with an odd couple shagging in it, outside, all night long.How do you know it's not them? Did you take a peek? It was too dark to notice for real. But, the remains of the roof are too flimsy to carry sexing people that long. They would go down with a bang within minutes. And screaming too, because of the sharp ends of the scarce remains still being the "roof". Hawt.You have not seen my neighbour, that is clear. I do have a hawt neighbout too, but she's not back in the country yet. She is drop dead gorgeous. Post pics. It's pouring down now.
Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 06:15:13 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 06:14:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 06:10:23 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 06:08:53 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 05:59:27 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 02:27:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 02:02:58 AMAbove zero. Rainy.Same here. Some wind too, not excessive, but enough to make the remaining roofplates of the neighbour sound like an old creaking bed, with an odd couple shagging in it, outside, all night long.How do you know it's not them? Did you take a peek? It was too dark to notice for real. But, the remains of the roof are too flimsy to carry sexing people that long. They would go down with a bang within minutes. And screaming too, because of the sharp ends of the scarce remains still being the "roof". Hawt.You have not seen my neighbour, that is clear. I do have a hawt neighbout too, but she's not back in the country yet. She is drop dead gorgeous. Post pics. It's pouring down now.Of the guy next door?Are you sure?
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 06:21:58 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 06:15:13 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 06:14:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 06:10:23 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 06:08:53 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 05:59:27 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 06, 2014, 02:27:15 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 02:02:58 AMAbove zero. Rainy.Same here. Some wind too, not excessive, but enough to make the remaining roofplates of the neighbour sound like an old creaking bed, with an odd couple shagging in it, outside, all night long.How do you know it's not them? Did you take a peek? It was too dark to notice for real. But, the remains of the roof are too flimsy to carry sexing people that long. They would go down with a bang within minutes. And screaming too, because of the sharp ends of the scarce remains still being the "roof". Hawt.You have not seen my neighbour, that is clear. I do have a hawt neighbout too, but she's not back in the country yet. She is drop dead gorgeous. Post pics. It's pouring down now.Of the guy next door?Are you sure? Of the gorgeous one, silly.
If she is nice, make her post n00ds.
I'm not nice. She is.
Quote from: bodie on January 05, 2014, 05:22:51 AMStormy with the kind of wind to blow your skirt up. Not that cold, actually but feels colder due to the wind.Wear pants.
Stormy with the kind of wind to blow your skirt up. Not that cold, actually but feels colder due to the wind.
Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 06:38:07 AMI'm not nice. She is. She could feel sorry for you.