Heeey baby what's happening?
K-pasa.
K, what you call your pasa?
Al Sleet your hippy dippy weatherman, with all the hippy dippy weather, man.
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Temperature at the airport is 88 degrees, which is stupid man cause I don't know anybody who lives at the airport.
Now if you'll take a look at our national weather map, you'll see that we don't have one.
So try to picture last night's map... in your mind.
Remember all the letters and lines. All them little numbers.
Weather is dominated by a large Canadian low, which is not to be confused with a Mexican high.
Tonight's forecast: ...dark.
Continued dark tonight, turning to partly light in the morning.
