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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2006, 07:03:07 AM »
putting his foot in her sock
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2006, 03:23:11 PM »
From the Breakfast Club: Did he slip you the hot beef injection?
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2006, 03:31:30 PM »
Swedish for anal sex (translated): taking her up the pastry kitchen.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2006, 03:41:37 PM »
getting a girl off:  brûlée-ing her crème
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2006, 07:14:37 PM »
fudge packer.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2006, 08:06:15 PM »
May I push in your stool!
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2006, 03:46:17 AM »
Marmite mining
Up-hill gardening
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2006, 07:27:52 AM »
sausage mcmuffin
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2006, 07:54:08 AM »
Get whopperised (yeah I made that one up).
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2006, 07:57:33 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on December 05, 2006, 07:54:08 AM
Get whopperised (yeah I made that one up).

No, I think Ronald McDonald did:



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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2006, 07:58:06 AM »
bumping uglies
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2006, 08:00:51 AM »
Reading a picture-book to a kindergarten class.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2006, 08:01:49 AM »
Quote from: Sanityisoverrated on December 05, 2006, 08:00:51 AM
Reading a picture-book to a kindergarten class.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2006, 08:16:59 AM »
sticking the pole in the hole.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2006, 08:17:48 AM »
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