Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex

[purposefulinsanity]

A really bad song filled with really bad euphemisms for sex:

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto


Edited to add link to video on youtube so you can appreciate just now bad it is:

[purposefulinsanity]

bad euphemisms for cunnilingus:

snorkeling for clams
eating out at the Seafood Shanty

[Callaway]

Oral sex euphemisms:

Muff diving

Eating at the Y

[McGiver]

anybody up for fast food?

[Nomaken]

I would be more up for it, if I saw ronald fucking the pig tailed girl.

[ozymandias]

He was riding her like a Harley!  And that piston was pumping!

[QuirkyCarla]

Lol, I enjoyed that youtube video, PI. Especially the banana car.

[El]

Putting his HTML command into her brackets.

[McGiver]

hanging out with cunsuelo.

[El]

Putting his standard deviantion into her bellcurve.

[QuirkyCarla]

putting his key in her ignition (from an R Kelly song, lol)

[McGiver]

i'd really like to trim her tree this holiday season.

[ozymandias]

Strap your hands across my engine,
because baby, we were born to run

--Bruce Springsteen

[purposefulinsanity]

Make the beast with two backs.
boink.
butter the muffin.
Crashing the custard truck.

[ozymandias]

Oral sex euphemisms:

Muff diving

Eating at the Y

70's t-shirt  "MUFF DIVERS CLUB, NO MUFF TOO TUFF, WE DIVE AT FIVE"  With a triangular snatch in the center wearing fins, scuba mask and a snorkel

And the never to be forgotten t-shirt with the two geese humping while flying, with very satisfied expressions I might add!
The slogan--"FLY UNITED"