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Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« on: December 02, 2006, 02:43:03 PM »
It's easier to show than tell how to play this game:

He put his pigeon in her skinner box.
He put his neurtoransmitter in her synapse.
He put his spindle in her roll of toiler paper.
He put his MP3 in her ipod.
He put his cartridge in her printer.

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I could go on, but the point is:  The worse, the better!
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2006, 02:45:03 PM »
Parking the beef bus in tuna town...
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2006, 02:49:46 PM »
Putting the lean cuisine in the mircowave.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2006, 03:55:37 PM »
Dereferencing the pointer.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2006, 03:57:38 PM »
He parked his car in her garage.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2006, 04:17:10 PM »
Combining your hardware with her wetware.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2006, 05:11:57 PM »
Putting his snot in her handkerchief.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2006, 05:19:00 PM »
mattress testing
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2006, 05:19:51 PM »
Doing the horizontal tango

Beach blanket boingo
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2006, 06:08:24 PM »
This isn't really sex, but it is related to sex, "I just rolled a critical fumble in my pants."
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And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2006, 06:36:20 PM »
Putting his hampster in her blender.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2006, 06:39:33 PM »
My thanks to George Carlin for putting these guy giving a woman oral sex images in my head! :evillaugh:

"Yodelling in the Gully"

"71, which is 69 with two fingers up her ass!"
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2006, 06:59:34 PM »
Put his ballpoint into her pocket protector.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2006, 07:04:26 PM »
Sending the snake down the burrow
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2006, 08:16:26 PM »
homerun.
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