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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #120 on: December 26, 2006, 02:19:42 PM »

I'd ask what my name is. Is that the correct answer??


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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #121 on: December 26, 2006, 06:43:39 PM »
Screw the question, i'd just start talking to the angels and rolling around them in circles for all of eternity.  Just so I am added to that riddle.  "You see two angels, and some random fuck."
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #122 on: December 26, 2006, 07:11:19 PM »
I'd start a halo frizbee game.
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #123 on: December 27, 2006, 02:21:25 PM »

You're dead.  Sucks to be you.  What's worse is that the afterlife is very confusing.  You're now outside the gates of heaven and hell, and they're right across from each other.  Each gate is guarded by an angel.  One can only speak the truth, and one can only speak lies.  You, yourself, are only allowed one question, and then you have to pick which gate you're going through.  What should you ask?

I'd ask them if they could open up the gate behind them. Is that the answer??

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #124 on: December 27, 2006, 02:26:30 PM »
How does that help you, though?  You still don't know which one you're entering.

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #125 on: December 27, 2006, 02:29:21 PM »
How does that help you, though?  You still don't know which one you're entering.

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Well, I give up. Does anyone else want to play this game besides me??

PM me the answer if you want to keep everyone else in suspense.

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #126 on: December 27, 2006, 02:33:52 PM »
How does that help you, though?  You still don't know which one you're entering.

((Guys, let me know when you want the answer.))

Well, I give up. Does anyone else want to play this game besides me??

PM me the answer if you want to keep everyone else in suspense.

PM'ed, in case anyone else wants a shot at it.
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #127 on: December 27, 2006, 10:52:40 PM »
PM'ed, in case anyone else wants a shot at it.

hehehe I almost guessed something along those lines, but I did'nt think it trough properly.

Here's a few hints.

Both angels are aware of which is the proper gate. (duh)

The honest angel knows the other angel tells only lies.

The liar knows the honest one always tels the truth.

You don't have to figure out who the liar is. You just have to be certian you're being told a lie..........

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #128 on: December 29, 2006, 07:51:00 AM »
I'm gonna post the answer soon...
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #129 on: December 29, 2006, 04:32:28 PM »
Thread=dead.

So, here's the answer:

You ask either angel,  "Which gate will the other angel tell me goes to hell?"  Then, walk through the door they indicate.  Here's why:

If you ask the lying angel, he will indicate the gate to heaven, because he knows the truthful angel will NOT indicate that gate, therefore, the lying angel will be lying whe indicating the gate.

If you ask the truthful angel, he'll know that the other angel will lie and indicate the gate to heaven because the lying angel always lies, so he will point to the gate to heaven as well.
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #130 on: December 31, 2006, 08:03:50 AM »
I knew that riddle, but I never remember the answer and I am too lazy to figure it out.
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #131 on: December 31, 2006, 03:43:24 PM »
couln't i just have asked them which gate the other would indicate is hell, and then walk through the other gate?
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #132 on: December 31, 2006, 05:02:16 PM »
couln't i just have asked them which gate the other would indicate is hell, and then walk through the other gate?

if you ask which gate the other would say is hell, they'll each point to the gate to heaven.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.