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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #105 on: December 24, 2006, 07:22:30 PM »
O.K. lets try this again...

A man is dead in a room with 53 bicycles.

Under what circumstances did he die??

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #106 on: December 24, 2006, 07:25:16 PM »
Strawberry, right?
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #107 on: December 24, 2006, 07:26:33 PM »
Strawberry, right?

Your ass is TRUELY that smart!! :eyebrows: :laugh:

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #108 on: December 24, 2006, 07:30:12 PM »
Yes, but you should challenge my BRAIN.  :eyebrows:
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #109 on: December 24, 2006, 07:32:30 PM »
Yes, but you should challenge my BRAIN.  :eyebrows:

I did and you got pwned.  ;)

Now try figuring out my riddle.

How did a guy end up in a room dead with 53 bicycles??

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #110 on: December 24, 2006, 07:35:44 PM »
I guess I just never thought the CSI shows were much to root for.

But he died, OK? And the 53 bicycles were already there. He wanted to buy one but his heart condition got the best of him.
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #111 on: December 24, 2006, 07:39:36 PM »

But he died, OK? And the 53 bicycles were already there. He wanted to buy one but his heart condition got the best of him.

No.

ask a yes or no question to get clues to what happened.

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #112 on: December 24, 2006, 07:54:50 PM »
O.K. lets try this again...

A man is dead in a room with 53 bicycles.

Under what circumstances did he die??

He was murdered because he was cheating at poker.  They were bicycle playing cards and he had an ace up his sleeve.  Also, 42 is the answer the ultimate question and muffins are surprisingly high in calories.  :D
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #113 on: December 24, 2006, 08:55:06 PM »
O.K. lets try this again...

A man is dead in a room with 53 bicycles.

Under what circumstances did he die??

He was murdered because he was cheating at poker.  They were bicycle playing cards and he had an ace up his sleeve.  Also, 42 is the answer the ultimate question and muffins are surprisingly high in calories.  :D

Damnit Serissa!! you had to spoil it!!!  Play in someone elses sand box!! :razz: :razz: :razz:

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #114 on: December 26, 2006, 01:02:04 PM »
O.K. lets try this again...

A man is dead in a room with 53 bicycles.

Under what circumstances did he die??

He was murdered because he was cheating at poker.  They were bicycle playing cards and he had an ace up his sleeve.  Also, 42 is the answer the ultimate question and muffins are surprisingly high in calories.  :D

Damnit Serissa!! you had to spoil it!!!  Play in someone elses sand box!! :razz: :razz: :razz:

If you don't want me to answer a riddle you have to specify whether or not you really want an answer!  :P  Or, rather, "If you've heard this one before, don't ruin it."

Having said that, don't ruin this one if you've heard it before.

You're dead.  Sucks to be you.  What's worse is that the afterlife is very confusing.  You're now outside the gates of heaven and hell, and they're right across from each other.  Each gate is guarded by an angel.  One can only speak the truth, and one can only speak lies.  You, yourself, are only allowed one question, and then you have to pick which gate you're going through.  What should you ask?
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #115 on: December 26, 2006, 01:28:40 PM »

You're dead.  Sucks to be you.  What's worse is that the afterlife is very confusing.  You're now outside the gates of heaven and hell, and they're right across from each other.  Each gate is guarded by an angel.  One can only speak the truth, and one can only speak lies.  You, yourself, are only allowed one question, and then you have to pick which gate you're going through.  What should you ask?

I'd ask what my name is. Is that the correct answer??

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #116 on: December 26, 2006, 01:30:21 PM »
How would you know what door to go through, then?
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #117 on: December 26, 2006, 01:43:25 PM »
How would you know what door to go through, then?

I'd know who the liar was.

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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #118 on: December 26, 2006, 02:01:21 PM »
But you only get one question.  You know who the liar is, but now you have to pick a door and you still don't know which is which and you used your only question.  You now have a 50% change of going to hell.
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Re: 20 questions.
« Reply #119 on: December 26, 2006, 02:03:07 PM »
What if I like it there??  ;D ;D ;D

O.K. back to the drawing board..............