Sometimes the best fix for a "wandering eye" is to let them have what they're "wandering" for.
Be careful StupidOldMan, someday you might get what you wish for.
Head games...look at me, if you don't worship me, and obey me... I'll run off with someone else.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
If you want to cheat on your wife, do her a favor and go find some silly young thing in a bar somewhere and do it already.
Grow the fuck up already.