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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #165 on: July 04, 2013, 01:58:59 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 04, 2013, 01:46:00 PM
walking into the arena and noticing it empty

strips down and steps in shower to rinse off grass cutting funk

instead of drying off

steps into the swimming pool to swim a few laps

gets out and towel dries

puts clean shorts and tank top on

sneaks out the back door to

find somewhere to take a nap

thinking it would be mighty fine

to have a beautiful woman

join me

*lays out a blanket on the freshly cut grass*

Nap in the sunshine?
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #166 on: July 04, 2013, 02:00:39 PM »
LOL, suits me
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #167 on: July 04, 2013, 02:10:29 PM »
Very good.  :yawn: 

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #168 on: July 04, 2013, 05:40:24 PM »
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #169 on: July 04, 2013, 05:53:05 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 04, 2013, 05:40:24 PM
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Soul stealer!
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #170 on: July 04, 2013, 05:58:05 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on July 04, 2013, 05:53:05 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 04, 2013, 05:40:24 PM
*Wakes up and shakes AspieMomma

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Soul stealer!
May I have yours? :evillaugh:

What is the myth connected to that?
« Last Edit: July 04, 2013, 05:59:58 PM by skyblue1 »
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #171 on: July 04, 2013, 09:26:36 PM »
*sighs* That is a myth.  Gingers do not steal souls.  The very idea!  It is a highly offensive, hurtful stereotype. 


















































Stealing souls is child's play.  We simply annihilate them on the spot. 

Do you need some help with your sunscreen, darlin'? I brought some SPF 75.



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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #172 on: July 04, 2013, 09:32:47 PM »
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #173 on: July 04, 2013, 09:34:16 PM »
Quote from: AspieMomma on July 04, 2013, 09:26:36 PM
*sighs* That is a myth.  Gingers do not steal souls.  The very idea!  It is a highly offensive, hurtful stereotype. 


















































Stealing souls is child's play.  We simply annihilate them on the spot. 

Do you need some help with your sunscreen, darlin'? I brought some SPF 75.




Thanks

I do use motor oil  HD 40

Makes for a nice even burn
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #174 on: July 04, 2013, 09:39:29 PM »
^ Now that is badass. 
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #175 on: July 04, 2013, 09:40:06 PM »
Have you ever seen families on the beach applying sunscreen on one another

I have seen them sit one behind the other in a line, each working on the one in front

Course dads in the back, no one must care about his sunburn

I laugh because I cant help but think of a group of apes grooming each other

Course I could be jealous also :dunno:
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #176 on: July 04, 2013, 09:49:15 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 04, 2013, 09:40:06 PM
Have you ever seen families on the beach applying sunscreen on one another

I have seen them sit one behind the other in a line, each working on the one in front

Course dads in the back, no one must care about his sunburn

I laugh because I cant help but think of a group of apes grooming each other

Course I could be jealous also :dunno:

LOL, I just do everyone's sunscreen.  The continuous spray is nice for the kids, but it doesn't last long and it is a little pricey.  I prefer the lotion variety for myself.  I can really make sure it gets everywhere, especially when I put it on before I get dressed. Just in case. ;)   
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #177 on: July 04, 2013, 09:57:24 PM »
I dont think I did a good job on yours today  :o

You now have an obtuse triangle

In the places I missed
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #178 on: July 04, 2013, 10:05:02 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 04, 2013, 05:58:05 PM
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on July 04, 2013, 05:53:05 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 04, 2013, 05:40:24 PM
*Wakes up and shakes AspieMomma

Better turn so you dont burn

Rubs last of the sunscreen on her back

Spends next 15 minutes

Counting new freckles on my arms

Alright, 300 more

Soul stealer!
May I have yours? :evillaugh:

What is the myth connected to that?


It was a pic I posted previously about gingers having souls.
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #179 on: July 04, 2013, 10:08:20 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 04, 2013, 09:57:24 PM
I dont think I did a good job on yours today  :o

You now have an obtuse triangle

In the places I missed

Ack!  There's nothing right or a-cute about sunburns!   
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