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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #90 on: June 26, 2013, 07:25:07 PM »
Ever really got into an actual hairpulling, knock down, drag out?

While pole dancing?

Sadly, no.

My cousin beat the crap out of me once because she thought I stole her barbie purse.  I was 7 and I didn't even like barbies.  After that I developed a healthy fear of most females. 
yeah, but that was a 100 years ago

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #91 on: June 26, 2013, 07:27:27 PM »
Ever really got into an actual hairpulling, knock down, drag out?

While pole dancing?

Sadly, no.

My cousin beat the crap out of me once because she thought I stole her barbie purse.  I was 7 and I didn't even like barbies.  After that I developed a healthy fear of most females. 
yeah, but that was a 100 years ago

Lol.

When I was in preschool these two girls stole my crap and claimed it was theirs. That was incredibly frustrating. They also made me eat meat and told me it was bread or something. I just realized something....those girls were bullies- WTF, they start out young eh?
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #92 on: June 26, 2013, 07:30:42 PM »
If you were a pole dancer- what would you be known for?

I can honestly say I've never given that one much thought!  :apondering: 

Any suggestions?

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #93 on: June 26, 2013, 07:33:18 PM »
If you were a pole dancer- what would you be known for?

I can honestly say I've never given that one much thought!  :apondering: 

Any suggestions?

Anything you can do that not many other women can?

you have red hair and freckles, but there must be something else unique that make the audience come back for more. the mark of a successful pole dancer....
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #94 on: June 26, 2013, 07:33:43 PM »
If you were a pole dancer- what would you be known for?
sexy G-string


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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #95 on: June 26, 2013, 07:36:18 PM »
FIRE

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #96 on: June 26, 2013, 07:37:56 PM »

AspieMomma, what would you say are the most important traits of a marriageable lady?


Surpise.  Fear.  Ruthless efficiency.  An almost fanatical devotion to the pope. Nice red uniforms.  No, wait, that is the Spanish Inquisition. 

A potential mate should be able to carry on a stimulating conversation.  They should be passionate about what they believe in.  They should have a silly side as well.  A potential mate should be capable of doing thoughtful things without expecting so much as an acknowledgement in return.  They should not smother you nor should they neglect you.  They should accept your quirks if they are harmless.  They should challenge you, making you strive to be a better person.  They should be the sort of person you would want as a role model for a child, whether you intend to have children or not. 

One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws.  If you can't stand your beloved's parents, think twice before taking them on as family.  A dysfunctional relationship with the in-laws can be toxic to a marriage. 

Beware of sociopaths and narcissists. 

Everything else is just icing on the cake.

Pretty much what I said only all girly and shit. :zoinks:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #97 on: June 26, 2013, 07:49:11 PM »
^ It is the "and shit" part that I'm particularly pleased with.

Oooh, I like the fire! 


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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #98 on: June 26, 2013, 08:06:40 PM »
^ It is the "and shit" part that I'm particularly pleased with.

Oooh, I like the fire!

Usually people get annoyed with my "and shit"s, and my "deal with it faggot"s, and my "you're a nigger"s. Good on you. :thumbup:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #99 on: June 26, 2013, 08:13:31 PM »
^ It is the "and shit" part that I'm particularly pleased with.

Oooh, I like the fire!

Usually people get annoyed with my "and shit"s, and my "deal with it faggot"s, and my "you're a nigger"s. Good on you. :thumbup:

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #100 on: June 26, 2013, 08:27:29 PM »
I've got it! 



With a little practice you could have a lot of fun with that. 

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #101 on: June 26, 2013, 08:28:41 PM »
didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #102 on: June 26, 2013, 08:30:34 PM »
didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:

Understandable.  Lovely teeth.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #104 on: June 26, 2013, 08:34:50 PM »
didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:

Understandable.  Lovely teeth.
Teeth?

Probably uses whitestrips.  Definitely had some orthodontic work done.