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hiroshima

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what's the best way to destroy a board?
« on: November 30, 2006, 06:47:44 PM »
Since we once upon a time considered going into the internet assassination business, I'm just curious: what WOULD be the best way to destroy a board?

Thoughts:

  • Join as a spamicious member (or do this en masse) and ruin every good conversation there (we have flo in our ranks ;)).
  • Make up spurious lies about the admin.
  • Expose spurious activities by the admin (like... reading PMs and sexually harrassing female mods :green:).
  • PM members with scary things.
  • Clog the board with flame wars.

Any other good ideas?
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2006, 07:33:11 PM »
I would say that the best way to destroy a board depends on the specific board.  Flame wars on one board may intimidate the members and make them leave but on another, more Intense board, it would probably generate more interest.  To destroy an Intense board, I would suggest posting cookie recipes in every topic, no matter what the topic is actually about.   ;)
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2006, 07:42:30 PM »
Post pictures of Mcj's ass on every thread! :P  Or Peter's eyes! :o  Finally start "word Association" game on each forum! :laugh:

I started one on AFF and they locked it after it reached 50 pages in a few days! :'(
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2006, 07:44:12 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 30, 2006, 07:42:30 PM
Post pictures of Mcj's ass on every thread! :P  Or Peter's eyes! :o  Finally start "word Association" game on each forum! :laugh:

I started one on AFF and they locked it after it reached 50 pages in a few days! :'(

That is when I decided that they were a bunch of spoil sports for locking your game when they had others on there.   :P
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 07:48:03 PM »
Wow!!!!  Ozy has some brilliant ideas!!!!!

Callaway, as an experiment, let's try to destroy Intensity.

 INGREDIENTS

    * 6 cups rolled oats
    * 4 cups all-purpose flour
    * 3 cups packed brown sugar
    * 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
    * 2 teaspoons baking powder
    * 1 teaspoon baking soda
    * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
    * 1 pound shortening
    * 2 cups raisins
    * 1 1/2 cups shredded coconut
    * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
    * 1 cup chopped pecans

DIRECTIONS

   1. In a large bowl combine oats, flour, brown sugar, cinnamon, baking powder, baking soda and salt. With a pastry blender cut in shortening until crumbly. Stir in raisins, coconut, chocolate chips and pecans.
   2. Refrigerate in an airtight container for up to 10 weeks.
   3. Attach a tag that reads: Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Grease a baking sheet, or line with parchment paper. Measure 4 cups of the mix into a large bowl. Whisk together 1 egg, 2 tablespoons milk and 2 teaspoons vanilla; stir into the mix. Roll into 1 1/2 inch balls and place on prepared baking sheet. Flatten with a fork dipped in sugar. Bake in preheated oven for 15 to 18 minutes, or until golden. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely.
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 07:49:37 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on November 30, 2006, 07:44:12 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on November 30, 2006, 07:42:30 PM
Post pictures of Mcj's ass on every thread! :P  Or Peter's eyes! :o  Finally start "word Association" game on each forum! :laugh:

I started one on AFF and they locked it after it reached 50 pages in a few days! :'(

That is when I decided that they were a bunch of spoil sports for locking your game when they had others on there.   :P

Didn't bother me too much, it is Amy and Gareth's forum after all! ::)  Their place, their rules! 8)  I wonder if they have one at FAMsecretpolicesociety forum! :eyebrows:  
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 08:04:28 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 30, 2006, 07:49:37 PM
Quote from: Callaway on November 30, 2006, 07:44:12 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on November 30, 2006, 07:42:30 PM
Post pictures of Mcj's ass on every thread! :P  Or Peter's eyes! :o  Finally start "word Association" game on each forum! :laugh:

I started one on AFF and they locked it after it reached 50 pages in a few days! :'(

That is when I decided that they were a bunch of spoil sports for locking your game when they had others on there.   :P

Didn't bother me too much, it is Amy and Gareth's forum after all! ::)  Their place, their rules! 8)  I wonder if they have one at FAMsecretpolicesociety forum! :eyebrows:  

 :LMAO:

I would be willing to bet that they don't have one.
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 08:07:56 PM »
Quote from: shima on November 30, 2006, 07:48:03 PM
Wow!!!!  Ozy has some brilliant ideas!!!!!

Callaway, as an experiment, let's try to destroy Intensity.

 INGREDIENTS

    * 6 cups rolled oats
    * 4 cups all-purpose flour
    * 3 cups packed brown sugar
    * 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
    * 2 teaspoons baking powder
    * 1 teaspoon baking soda
    * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
    * 1 pound shortening
    * 2 cups raisins
    * 1 1/2 cups shredded coconut
    * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
    * 1 cup chopped pecans

DIRECTIONS

   1. In a large bowl combine oats, flour, brown sugar, cinnamon, baking powder, baking soda and salt. With a pastry blender cut in shortening until crumbly. Stir in raisins, coconut, chocolate chips and pecans.
   2. Refrigerate in an airtight container for up to 10 weeks.
   3. Attach a tag that reads: Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Grease a baking sheet, or line with parchment paper. Measure 4 cups of the mix into a large bowl. Whisk together 1 egg, 2 tablespoons milk and 2 teaspoons vanilla; stir into the mix. Roll into 1 1/2 inch balls and place on prepared baking sheet. Flatten with a fork dipped in sugar. Bake in preheated oven for 15 to 18 minutes, or until golden. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely.


Shima, you board-slayer!  Do these cookies have a name?  What kind of cookies are these?  Oatmeal raisin or chocolate chip?  My mind boggles!  :drool:
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2006, 09:13:30 PM »
what is wrong with my ass en masse?
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2006, 02:00:35 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on November 30, 2006, 09:13:30 PM
what is wrong with my ass en masse?

Yes.
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2006, 02:19:12 AM »
A common purpose.
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2006, 05:49:53 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on November 30, 2006, 09:13:30 PM
what is wrong with my ass en masse?
 

A mass ass attack, a rear guard action! :eyebrows:
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2006, 08:29:42 AM »
Cooke recipes woudln't be that bad, after all we all need a sugar fix to keep up our posting energy.  :laugh:
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2006, 10:51:08 AM »
Put me in charge to see if my dark despotic side comes out! :evillaugh:
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Re: what's the best way to destroy a board?
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2006, 12:56:35 PM »
not enough threads dedicated to danlo could kill a board.
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