guess what?

[Jesse]

I have set up an appointment for a handjob tonite from a regular. It doesn't suck because I know this person and, they have a big ass TV I can watch while the action is being performed.

I know, I know. my life fucking rules

["couldbecousin"]

  All the threads on the board and I had to open this one.   

[skyblue1]

I have set up an appointment for a handjob tonite from a regular. It doesn't suck because I know this person and, they have a big ass TV I can watch while the action is being performed.

I know, I know. my life fucking rules

whats wrong with your hand?

I had both of mine operated on in the 90's

There was no TV where I had my surgery

Hope your hand gets better soon

I will pray for your swift recovery

[Queen Victoria]

richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   

["couldbecousin"]

richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!    *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

[Queen Victoria]

richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!    *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

["couldbecousin"]

richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!    *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs. 

[Queen Victoria]

richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!    *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs. 

and measurements? 

["couldbecousin"]

richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!    *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs. 

and measurements?

      Noooooooooo!   

[Queen Victoria]

richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!    *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs. 

and measurements?

      Noooooooooo!   

Oh, so this "what" is something that deflates rather quickly?

[skyblue1]

richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!    *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs. 

and measurements?

      Noooooooooo!   

^thats funny

[Genesis]

  

['andersom']

  All the threads on the board and I had to open this one.   

Even Richard is averting his eyes, thank goodness for him, there is a huge TV screen.

[Jesse]

Everyone made the topic what it wanted to become. way to go, I knew there was a reason why I keep coming back here. 
Its not the best situation in the world mind you. but this person is safe, clean and has cable. I couldn't say no

I only really do it as a last resort when I start talking to my bowl of fruit that I have sitting on the table here about sex.

I become delirious after months of not getting any.

[El-Presidente]

I have set up an appointment for a handjob tonite from a regular. It doesn't suck because I know this person and, they have a big ass TV I can watch while the action is being performed.

I know, I know. my life fucking rules

So tell me more. Who is wanking you off? Do they use lube? Do you get any mouth action? Does he she get naked or do you get to watch porno? Is your Dick big enough that they can go for the old two handed wank?