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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #60 on: June 06, 2013, 06:02:27 AM »
Second colocare a success.
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« Reply #61 on: June 06, 2013, 10:43:51 AM »
I like taking shits.
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #62 on: June 06, 2013, 11:51:19 AM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on June 06, 2013, 10:43:51 AM
I like taking shits.

Me too. Shits are one of the best parts of the day. We should all have a poo posting party and post while we poo! Then post our poo!!
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« Reply #63 on: June 06, 2013, 11:51:53 AM »
The morning shit is the best  8)
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #64 on: June 06, 2013, 11:57:04 AM »
Quote from: Lit on June 06, 2013, 11:51:53 AM
The morning shit is the best  8)

I remember when I used to smoke it was the best feeling in the world to have your first smoke of the day when taking a morning dump!
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #65 on: June 06, 2013, 02:02:33 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 06, 2013, 11:51:19 AM
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on June 06, 2013, 10:43:51 AM
I like taking shits.

Me too. Shits are one of the best parts of the day. We should all have a poo posting party and post while we poo! Then post our poo!!
a chat and poop event.
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #66 on: June 06, 2013, 02:47:07 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 06, 2013, 11:57:04 AM
Quote from: Lit on June 06, 2013, 11:51:53 AM
The morning shit is the best  8)

I remember when I used to smoke it was the best feeling in the world to have your first smoke of the day when taking a morning dump!

In University i used to wake up in the morning, roll a doobie, goto the shop and buy a newspaper, then go back and have a spliff on the john! Best... FEELING... EVER!
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #67 on: June 07, 2013, 02:04:09 PM »
I had to use three (3) moist towelettes to clean up afterwards.
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #68 on: June 08, 2013, 06:29:25 AM »
Colocare round three is negative for blood.

Yay. My colon wins this round.
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #69 on: June 13, 2013, 09:40:00 AM »
I feel a monster turd in the making. :prude:
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #70 on: June 13, 2013, 12:22:43 PM »
This mornings was a, plop, plop, splash.
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« Reply #71 on: June 13, 2013, 05:26:54 PM »
Drydocker this afternoon. Unlike most crocodile type drydockers that are a pain to get out and flush this one was more like a slim Gharial turd that exited and flushed easily. The snout protruded from the water about 2.75" (7 cm) prior to flush. Shower afterward and all is right with the world.  :hyke:
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #72 on: June 13, 2013, 05:50:46 PM »
I love it when an underdog wins.
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #73 on: June 13, 2013, 06:30:36 PM »
 :agreed:

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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #74 on: June 13, 2013, 06:37:05 PM »
I got the shit shivers this morning. I got goosebumps.
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