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For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« on: May 29, 2013, 12:01:43 PM »
  As requested, a postwhoring rant about the accident I had at home the other day.  :viking:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2013, 12:02:18 PM »
  It was my left index finger.  :emosad:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2013, 12:03:13 PM »
  I was trying to use the point of one blade to push back a cuticle ... I think.  It's a little blurry now.  :emosad:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2013, 12:03:46 PM »
Speaking of fingers. magical things they are, can do so many awesome things. milk cows, or eat pizza
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2013, 12:04:03 PM »
  I squeezed the finger to make it bleed a tiny bit, fortunately I did not lose a lot of blood.  :emosad:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2013, 12:04:54 PM »
  I am now recuperating quietly at home, with luck I will be all right!  :viking:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2013, 12:06:04 PM »
I'm going to miss my fingers when I die.
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2013, 12:06:25 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 12:02:18 PM
  It was my left index finger.  :emosad:

What day was it?

And what time?

How many cups of coffee had you had?
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2013, 12:07:49 PM »
  I think it happened on Sunday night, not sure now, it happened so fast!  :dunno:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2013, 12:08:54 PM »
  I'd probably had my usual 2 or 3 cups, but it was late in the day, so I was less caffeinated.  :-[
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2013, 12:09:40 PM »
Quote from: Nile on May 29, 2013, 12:06:04 PM
I'm going to miss my fingers when I die.

  You're not going to miss anything.  You'll be dead.  ;)
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2013, 12:09:46 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 12:03:13 PM
  I was trying to use the point of one blade to push back a cuticle ... I think.  It's a little blurry now.  :emosad:

I push them back with a nail, or with a small tool with a rubber foot, especially designed for the task.

(OK, I admit, I have used points of scissor blades too, when I was younger (Couple of weeks ago) )
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2013, 12:10:42 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 12:01:43 PM
  As requested, a postwhoring rant about the accident I had at home the other day.  :viking:

Oh, completely forgot, where are my manners.

Thank you so much for this thread. I felt kinda neglected, but, now I am totally happy again.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2013, 12:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Nile on May 29, 2013, 12:03:46 PM
Speaking of fingers. magical things they are, can do so many awesome things. milk cows, or eat pizza

Are you skilled at that?  :hyke:
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2013, 12:12:07 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 29, 2013, 12:10:42 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2013, 12:01:43 PM
  As requested, a postwhoring rant about the accident I had at home the other day.  :viking:

Oh, completely forgot, where are my manners.

Thank you so much for this thread. I felt kinda neglected, but, now I am totally happy again.

  You are most welcome, little cow friend! :cbc: :hyke:    Happy to help!
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