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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2006, 06:34:28 PM »
My daughter used to have that problem, I called it colon busters, seriously, such a skinny kid with huge hard shits!  Plugged toilets on a daily basis. >:(   We now make sure that she gets her veggies as much as possible and drinks her fluids!  Try drinking V8 juice with every meal at least it tastes better than metamucil or that other fiber shit!

V8 veggie juice tastes like cold tomato soup, I actually gagged when I tried some. metamucil just tastes like orange cordial.  :cat:

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2006, 06:46:49 PM »
My daughter used to have that problem, I called it colon busters, seriously, such a skinny kid with huge hard shits!  Plugged toilets on a daily basis. >:(   We now make sure that she gets her veggies as much as possible and drinks her fluids!  Try drinking V8 juice with every meal at least it tastes better than metamucil or that other fiber shit!

Benefiber and Miralax are colorless, odorless and tasteless and they do not thicken the drink you mix them into.  We tried the more veggies and more fluids plan for our daughter for quite some time, but she needed more help than that.  My daughter won't drink V8.  She hates tomatoes.  We initially had to clear out all the poop in her intestines.  You would not believe how much poop came out of her, especially considering how tiny she was.  She was below the fifth percentile for height and weight then.  She never had much of an appetite because she was always so full of poop.  She used liquid Senokot for a while and Metamucil fiber wafers, which taste like cookies, then the more veggies and more fluids plan, then Colace and now Miralax.

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2006, 06:58:57 PM »
It still could be the toilets though- when we moved into this house 5 years ago our toilet was constantly blocking. Have you actually noticed a change in your bowel movements or is it just the toilet blogging that makes you think you have?

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2006, 07:27:02 PM »
I'm pretty sure its just the toilets, I just thought it would be funny to say gigantic shits!
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2006, 07:46:21 PM »
I'm pretty sure its just the toilets, I just thought it would be funny to say gigantic shits!

i agree.
anytime you can work shit or poop into a discussion its hilarious.
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2006, 07:53:38 PM »
I've heard that if you are really constipated, you could always resort to the mathematician's approach.
Get a pencil and paper and work it out in long hand.

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2006, 09:52:15 PM »
This thread has taken a shitty turn!  And it reminds me of the South Park episode that counted the times "Shit" was said! :laugh:

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2006, 11:41:25 PM »
Do you need to use the plunger due to huge shits or too much TP?

My shit is too soft to pose a problem but the TP can.
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2006, 07:55:13 AM »
Oh, a shit thread! Nice.  8)

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2006, 07:56:52 AM »
so have we decided that dragoon has a loose anus?
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2006, 08:29:24 AM »
Oh, a shit thread! Nice.  8)

Oh, nice.  A shit thread!   8)

Evidence of a loose anus is inconclusive. Please, continue to present additional evidence.
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2006, 11:06:07 AM »
This thread was the shits since the first post on it. :poop:
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2011, 06:33:19 PM »
so have we decided that dragoon has a loose anus?
I don't know dragoon but I vote yes anyway. This thread is the shit!  :laugh: Having shit in the title reminds me of the shit digging thread.  :thumbup:

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2011, 07:04:28 PM »
Seeing these really old threads necro'd shows a lot of members who have long since left this place. Kind of sad, really. But I guess people go and cum. :zoinks:

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2011, 07:07:22 PM »
I thought the guests had been digging around again.