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Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« on: November 29, 2006, 05:43:09 PM »
Seriously.
I've been living here a month and a half, I've had to use my plunger like 4 times now.  WTF
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2006, 05:50:22 PM »
You're probably constipated.

It all tends to come out at once. Also, get a toilet that doesn't have a U-bend. Maybe you have diviticulitus. Maybe you've got a loose anus.

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2006, 05:55:51 PM »
LOL you seem to be very knowledgable about these things :p
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2006, 05:57:33 PM »
its probably because you live in an apartment building and they purchased the shittiest toilets and the plumbing is shared.  is there a woman with really long hair in the complex.

also, consider yourself lucky that you are taking shits.  its shitty not to.
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2006, 05:58:05 PM »
or you have a loos anus.
yes, that's what i think.  two votes for loose anus.
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2006, 05:58:47 PM »
its probably because you live in an apartment building and they purchased the shittiest toilets and the plumbing is shared.  is there a woman with really long hair in the complex.
That is my guess too

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also, consider yourself lucky that you are taking shits.  its shitty not to.
I wouldn't know! O0
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2006, 05:59:18 PM »
or you have a loos anus.
yes, that's what i think.  two votes for loose anus.
LMAO
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2006, 06:01:19 PM »
LOL you seem to be very knowledgable about these things :p

Yes, My mother is always diagnosing everyone with everything. There's bound to be someone in my family or someone she knows with the same problem.

But it is better to need to use a plunger than doing a few rock hard pebbles every 3 weeks, If that is the case i'm surprised you aren't dead.

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2006, 06:02:16 PM »
Seriously.
I've been living here a month and a half, I've had to use my plunger like 4 times now.  WTF

What are you eating and how much water are you drinking?  If you eat more high fiber foods and drink enough water to compensate for the increased fiber, then your poops should hold more water, be softer and smaller in diameter.  There are some other more rare conditions that could be affecting your stool transit time and causing constipation, such as an underactive thyroid, but from what you are saying this is not a long-standing problem.

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2006, 06:04:08 PM »
uh, I think its just the crappy toilets in this place.....  but thanks for giving me way more information on bowel movements than I ever wanted to have :o

get it?  "crappy toilets"?  *ducks*
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2006, 06:04:23 PM »
more advice:

next time you have to plunge the toilet, DO NOT forget to remove the plunger.  otherwise you might get a wee surprise if you are prone to nighttime shits.
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2006, 06:14:21 PM »
uh, I think its just the crappy toilets in this place.....  but thanks for giving me way more information on bowel movements than I ever wanted to have :o

get it?  "crappy toilets"?  *ducks*

Other people live in apartment complexes with crappy plumbing and they don't have to plunge their toilets all the time because their gigantic poops are not clogging them.  How big are your poops?  Do they hurt you when they come out?  If they do, then there is an over the counter stool softener called Colace, which might help as well.  There is also Metamucil and Benefiber, which you could try.  Also you could try eating prunes or drinking prune juice.  My daughter takes a prescription stool softener called Miralax, which helps her.  She has a similar problem.

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2006, 06:15:11 PM »
i dunno, maybe they do have to do it all the time, how would I know
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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2006, 06:22:24 PM »
i dunno, maybe they do have to do it all the time, how would I know

I had to plunge the toilet quite a few times when my daughter was younger, and I did not know that her huge toilet-clogging poops were not normal until I asked her doctor about it.  When he x-rayed her abdomen, her intestines were packed with stool, which is not normal, even though she was pooping huge poops every day.  Since we have been treating her problem, we only have to plunge toilets because she sometimes uses huge amounts of toilet paper, not because her poops are clogging them.

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Re: Why do I keep taking such gigantic shits?
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2006, 06:25:55 PM »
My daughter used to have that problem, I called it colon busters, seriously, such a skinny kid with huge hard shits!  Plugged toilets on a daily basis. >:(   We now make sure that she gets her veggies as much as possible and drinks her fluids!  Try drinking V8 juice with every meal at least it tastes better than metamucil or that other fiber shit!