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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2013, 03:09:03 PM »
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2013, 03:51:51 PM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

What scares you the most? The vials, the horses, the dragon?
how god hates us so much that he would curse us in this way.

Scary, what being dropped on an island can do to a man.
Or did he have a blast, the writer of Revelations, when pondering how his writings would be received?
i bet he ate cow poop mushrooms first.

Just a theory I've even pondering for my Sunday school seamen.
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2013, 03:48:31 PM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

What scares you the most? The vials, the horses, the dragon?
how god hates us so much that he would curse us in this way.

Scary, what being dropped on an island can do to a man.
Or did he have a blast, the writer of Revelations, when pondering how his writings would be received?
i bet he ate cow poop mushrooms first.

Just a theory I've even pondering for my Sunday school seamen.

I've been wondering on his choice of substances too. Cow poop mushrooms could still be very harmless, must have been something more powerful. Or maybe it was a substance not of choice, but sheer luck. Don't know if there was anything like ergot at Patmos, or some luminescent cave fungus.
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2013, 05:31:45 PM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

What scares you the most? The vials, the horses, the dragon?
how god hates us so much that he would curse us in this way.

Scary, what being dropped on an island can do to a man.
Or did he have a blast, the writer of Revelations, when pondering how his writings would be received?
i bet he ate cow poop mushrooms first.

Just a theory I've even pondering for my Sunday school seamen.

I've been wondering on his choice of substances too. Cow poop mushrooms could still be very harmless, must have been something more powerful. Or maybe it was a substance not of choice, but sheer luck. Don't know if there was anything like ergot at Patmos, or some luminescent cave fungus.
maybe he licked frog butt.
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2013, 05:34:35 PM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

  Do you really?  Do you believe in that?  :orly:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


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People forget.
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2013, 05:36:09 PM »
What I am interested in finding out is this, if Scrap is concerned over this Apocalypse and it happened every 100000+ years, is it likely to happen in your lifetime, Scrap? If not.....what are you "fearing" this for?

  Yes, I also am curious as to how much time we theoretically have left.  I have some shit to get done before the end!  :orly:

Yes, your apartment needs to be pristine, when the sun explodes, or a comet kisses the earth.  :GA:

  Val will need a clean place to stay while awaiting the end.  :M :P

His needs will be like that of a new born.

A warm bed, something to drink, clean underwear, and a couple of warm breasts to snuggle into.

  You are a true romantic, little Dutch cow.  :hug:
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #51 on: May 20, 2013, 05:51:33 PM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

  Do you really?  Do you believe in that?  :orly:
not much anymore.  But I was raised to fear being left behind.  Some of the brainwash will always be with me.
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #52 on: May 20, 2013, 07:05:41 PM »
The only apocalypse I fear is, he loves me, he loves me not...she loves me, she loves me not...
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #53 on: May 20, 2013, 07:43:45 PM »
The only apocalypse I fear is, he loves me, he loves me not...she loves me, she loves me not...
do you go both ways?
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #54 on: May 20, 2013, 07:55:15 PM »
The only apocalypse I fear is, he loves me, he loves me not...she loves me, she loves me not...
do you go both ways?

Everyone loves flowers.
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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #55 on: May 22, 2013, 06:14:35 AM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

What scares you the most? The vials, the horses, the dragon?
how god hates us so much that he would curse us in this way.

Scary, what being dropped on an island can do to a man.
Or did he have a blast, the writer of Revelations, when pondering how his writings would be received?
i bet he ate cow poop mushrooms first.

Just a theory I've even pondering for my Sunday school seamen.

I've been wondering on his choice of substances too. Cow poop mushrooms could still be very harmless, must have been something more powerful. Or maybe it was a substance not of choice, but sheer luck. Don't know if there was anything like ergot at Patmos, or some luminescent cave fungus.
maybe he licked frog butt.
He was the inventor of French deli food too?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2013, 10:16:30 AM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

What scares you the most? The vials, the horses, the dragon?
how god hates us so much that he would curse us in this way.

Scary, what being dropped on an island can do to a man.
Or did he have a blast, the writer of Revelations, when pondering how his writings would be received?
i bet he ate cow poop mushrooms first.

Just a theory I've even pondering for my Sunday school seamen.

I've been wondering on his choice of substances too. Cow poop mushrooms could still be very harmless, must have been something more powerful. Or maybe it was a substance not of choice, but sheer luck. Don't know if there was anything like ergot at Patmos, or some luminescent cave fungus.
maybe he licked frog butt.
He was the inventor of French deli food too?
he was a man ahead if his time.
Misunderstood.

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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2013, 01:01:47 PM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

What scares you the most? The vials, the horses, the dragon?
how god hates us so much that he would curse us in this way.

Scary, what being dropped on an island can do to a man.
Or did he have a blast, the writer of Revelations, when pondering how his writings would be received?
i bet he ate cow poop mushrooms first.

Just a theory I've even pondering for my Sunday school seamen.

I've been wondering on his choice of substances too. Cow poop mushrooms could still be very harmless, must have been something more powerful. Or maybe it was a substance not of choice, but sheer luck. Don't know if there was anything like ergot at Patmos, or some luminescent cave fungus.
maybe he licked frog butt.
He was the inventor of French deli food too?
he was a man ahead if his time.

He experienced the final countdown, in his head, all by himself.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2013, 02:19:19 PM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

What scares you the most? The vials, the horses, the dragon?
how god hates us so much that he would curse us in this way.

Scary, what being dropped on an island can do to a man.
Or did he have a blast, the writer of Revelations, when pondering how his writings would be received?
i bet he ate cow poop mushrooms first.

Just a theory I've even pondering for my Sunday school seamen.

I've been wondering on his choice of substances too. Cow poop mushrooms could still be very harmless, must have been something more powerful. Or maybe it was a substance not of choice, but sheer luck. Don't know if there was anything like ergot at Patmos, or some luminescent cave fungus.
maybe he licked frog butt.
He was the inventor of French deli food too?
he was a man ahead if his time.

He experienced the final countdown, in his head, all by himself.
he may have been a she!!!
Misunderstood.

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Re: The only apocalypse I fear.
« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2013, 05:46:35 AM »
I fear the apocalypse depicted in revelations.

What scares you the most? The vials, the horses, the dragon?
how god hates us so much that he would curse us in this way.

Scary, what being dropped on an island can do to a man.
Or did he have a blast, the writer of Revelations, when pondering how his writings would be received?
i bet he ate cow poop mushrooms first.

Just a theory I've even pondering for my Sunday school seamen.

I've been wondering on his choice of substances too. Cow poop mushrooms could still be very harmless, must have been something more powerful. Or maybe it was a substance not of choice, but sheer luck. Don't know if there was anything like ergot at Patmos, or some luminescent cave fungus.
maybe he licked frog butt.
He was the inventor of French deli food too?
he was a man ahead if his time.

He experienced the final countdown, in his head, all by himself.
he may have been a she!!!
You could have a point here, the virgin was stronger than the snake.  :apondering:


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