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Offline El

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #750 on: April 01, 2008, 08:37:46 AM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #751 on: August 13, 2008, 05:54:57 AM »
So what happened? What kind of hair cut did you get?
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Well, It's been so long since I replied, my hair is due for yet another cut! I'm not sure what I want, maybe chin length? Long hair doesn't really suit me.

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What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?

Probably Peter because he's a decent guy and easy to get along with.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #752 on: August 13, 2008, 07:52:20 AM »
Gog,

You and me.   How about it.   :eyebrows:

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #753 on: August 13, 2008, 07:56:43 AM »
Bale Hopp doesn't like ginger readheads or blondes.  :-\

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #754 on: August 13, 2008, 08:01:25 AM »
Tall Italians are her thing.   I am 5'9, but I do have dark hair.   I don't think that she finds me particularly attractive though.

What is your opinion on the Legend of Zelda fake trailer joke?   Bastards got my hopes up.

:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #755 on: August 13, 2008, 08:04:46 AM »
Bale Hopp doesn't like ginger readheads or blondes.  :-\

Readheads? Phew... I'm in the clear with my red hair then.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #756 on: August 13, 2008, 08:18:25 AM »
Ursäkta. Misspelt that.  :P

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #757 on: August 15, 2008, 04:34:54 AM »
err actually I'm not biased against hair colour. The guy I  fell in love with had salt and pepper.

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What is your opinion on the Legend of Zelda fake trailer joke?   Bastards got my hopes up.

Looks kinda cool, even if it's not real. Wish I was in it.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #758 on: September 24, 2008, 07:04:59 PM »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #759 on: September 26, 2008, 02:24:57 PM »
If you  had the chance to elope with Christian Bale, what would you do with him? :eyebrows:

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #760 on: October 07, 2008, 05:59:35 PM »
Why do you post fake pictures of yourself?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #761 on: October 07, 2008, 06:12:29 PM »
If you  had the chance to elope with Christian Bale, what would you do with him? :eyebrows:

Um, what married people usually do?

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Why do you post fake pictures of yourself?

Because I actually look like Dame Edna with a beard... who the hell wants to post their real pics if they look like that?!

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #762 on: October 07, 2008, 06:14:49 PM »
If you  had the chance to elope with Christian Bale, what would you do with him? :eyebrows:

Um, what married people usually do?

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Why do you post fake pictures of yourself?

Because I actually look like Dame Edna with a beard... who the hell wants to post their real pics if they look like that?!
I don't know who that is

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #763 on: October 07, 2008, 06:19:25 PM »
If you  had the chance to elope with Christian Bale, what would you do with him? :eyebrows:

Um, what married people usually do?

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Why do you post fake pictures of yourself?

Because I actually look like Dame Edna with a beard... who the hell wants to post their real pics if they look like that?!
I don't know who that is

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #764 on: October 07, 2008, 10:06:14 PM »
And played by a male...