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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #645 on: December 04, 2007, 03:37:33 AM »
i like cake.

i like smoking better.

i like centipede vaginas.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #646 on: December 05, 2007, 02:47:23 PM »
Eat my centipedes, baby.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #647 on: December 05, 2007, 04:22:40 PM »
Quote from: Nayru on November 05, 2007, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: fatty mcblob on November 04, 2007, 11:28:31 PM
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did the centipedes in your vagina make you this way?

Um... What? We don't have centipedes in NZ :p

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There is a cure!!!

Urgh, that's disgusting. People that like anime like that are fucking weird. And the people that write it are closet rapists, sadists and psychopaths.


 :LMAO:

Geez, maybe it's sand, I didn't know sand could be THAT irritating though.  Perhaps somebody mixed in some capsicum or itching powder in with it.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #648 on: December 06, 2007, 03:51:42 AM »
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 05, 2007, 02:47:23 PM
Eat my centipedes, baby.

can't you stuff them in my vagina? then you can eat them. ;)
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #649 on: December 06, 2007, 09:28:47 AM »
Quote from: Mozart on December 06, 2007, 03:51:42 AM
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 05, 2007, 02:47:23 PM
Eat my centipedes, baby.

can't you stuff them in my vagina? then you can eat them. ;)

You want me to put the centipedes out of MY vagina,
into yours? Hawt.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #650 on: December 07, 2007, 06:06:38 AM »
you have one? hawt.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #651 on: December 07, 2007, 06:42:17 AM »
One? I've a whole farm, in my
slot.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #652 on: December 07, 2007, 06:42:48 AM »
pussy farm.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #653 on: December 07, 2007, 08:35:42 AM »
Everyone agrees you need an asswhuppin', hale_bopp, why don't you go get one?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #654 on: December 07, 2007, 11:29:17 AM »
hale_bopp is a cowerd.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #655 on: December 07, 2007, 01:19:55 PM »
Quote from: USS Constitution on December 07, 2007, 11:29:17 AM
hale_bopp is a cowerd.
You are calling her a coward?   Maybe Milla wants to deliver the first asswhuppin to hale_bopp.   Catfight, then.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #656 on: December 07, 2007, 03:16:50 PM »
i will use a paddle. the bisquit style. 8)
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #657 on: December 07, 2007, 03:50:26 PM »
That boat is too big for a paddle. :P
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #658 on: December 07, 2007, 04:05:16 PM »
 :plus:

Though it WAS moved solely by oarsmen
(in the boats) in order to gain the wind gauge,
during at least one fight - I think with the HMS Java.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #659 on: December 07, 2007, 04:36:13 PM »
Quote from: USS Constellation on December 07, 2007, 04:05:16 PM
:plus:

Though it WAS moved solely by oarsmen
(in the boats) in order to gain the wind gauge,
during at least one fight - I think with the HMS Java.

Other boats have been moved in that way.

I love your current avatars, btw. Both of you. Awesome.

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