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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #435 on: June 23, 2007, 01:28:42 PM »
Damnit, I read this whole thread, and not a single tit.

I'll ask a question instead, how much do you like Pink Floyd, or is it Comfortably Numb in particular?
what happened to the boob question?
Eh, the boob question had been done to death.

I don't think we're done. She teased us with the promise of a hands-over-boobs topless pic, long ago. Some of us have not forgotten, cuz, she's kinda purdy.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #436 on: June 23, 2007, 02:51:56 PM »
Damnit, I read this whole thread, and not a single tit.

I'll ask a question instead, how much do you like Pink Floyd, or is it Comfortably Numb in particular?
what happened to the boob question?
Eh, the boob question had been done to death.

I don't think we're done. She teased us with the promise of a hands-over-boobs topless pic, long ago. Some of us have not forgotten, cuz, she's kinda purdy.
Should we start a petition?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #437 on: June 23, 2007, 04:22:50 PM »
Damnit, I read this whole thread, and not a single tit.

I'll ask a question instead, how much do you like Pink Floyd, or is it Comfortably Numb in particular?
what happened to the boob question?
Eh, the boob question had been done to death.

I don't think we're done. She teased us with the promise of a hands-over-boobs topless pic, long ago. Some of us have not forgotten, cuz, she's kinda purdy.
Should we start a petition?
Why not. :eyebrows:
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #438 on: June 23, 2007, 07:15:18 PM »
It would be kinda hypocritical if I did that now, So i'ts probably safer not to, for several reasons.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #439 on: June 24, 2007, 04:40:25 AM »
It would be kinda hypocritical if I did that now, So i'ts probably safer not to, for several reasons.
Fair enough, although I never thought of you as preferring "safety" after many of your "ruffle some feathers" comments and attitudes, which is a big part of your charm.

I, for one, will stop asking ... unless I have the oppurtunity to create a portrait for you, myself.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #440 on: June 24, 2007, 06:21:56 AM »
It would be kinda hypocritical if I did that now, So i'ts probably safer not to, for several reasons.
Fair enough, although I never thought of you as preferring "safety" after many of your "ruffle some feathers" comments and attitudes, which is a big part of your charm.

I, for one, will stop asking ... unless I have the oppurtunity to create a portrait for you, myself.

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Fatty, why haven't you been posting much here lately? 

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #441 on: June 24, 2007, 09:32:20 PM »
It would be kinda hypocritical if I did that now, So i'ts probably safer not to, for several reasons.
Fair enough, although I never thought of you as preferring "safety" after many of your "ruffle some feathers" comments and attitudes, which is a big part of your charm.

I, for one, will stop asking ... unless I have the oppurtunity to create a portrait for you, myself.

:venere:

Fatty, why haven't you been posting much here lately? 

Has OtherPlanet sucked her back??

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #442 on: June 24, 2007, 10:59:18 PM »
Or her front?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #443 on: June 28, 2007, 07:44:19 AM »
I noticed the LOTR poster, do you have that for:
A. Because JRR Tolkien was an amazing writer.
B. You liked the movies.
C. Kiwi pride.
or
D. Strider is hot.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #444 on: June 28, 2007, 07:49:37 AM »
I noticed the LOTR poster, do you have that for:
A. Because JRR Tolkien was an amazing writer.
B. You liked the movies.
C. Kiwi pride.
or
D. Strider is hot.

The answer is D, and the poster has been replaced with a bookcase.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #445 on: June 28, 2007, 08:13:16 AM »
Why do you continually only answer the boys questions?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #446 on: June 28, 2007, 08:32:02 AM »
Fatty, can you post a tits, ass and boob shot (3 seperate shots) for all the borderline lesbian girls here?

Or do you just post shots for guys?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #447 on: June 28, 2007, 08:36:52 AM »
Fatty, can you post a tits, ass and boob shot (3 seperate shots) for all the borderline lesbian girls here?

Or do you just post shots for guys?

OK, sorry, let me rephrase that...

I'm really an extremely wealthy, hot looking, 30 something, independantly wealthy hot guy with an Alpha with your personalised number plates on it in my driveway...

Care to show me your tits and hard nipples? 

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #448 on: June 28, 2007, 09:01:20 AM »
Fatty, can you post a tits, ass and boob shot (3 seperate shots) for all the borderline lesbian girls here?

Or do you just post shots for guys?

OK, sorry, let me rephrase that...

I'm really an extremely wealthy, hot looking, 30 something, independantly wealthy hot guy with an Alpha with your personalised number plates on it in my driveway...

Care to show me your tits and hard nipples? 

lol damn you must really not like her.   Seems like you are just hating on her for being pretty (you might not be though).    I haven't seen your picture or anything though.   I wouldn't mind seeing her naked that is for sure, but you are automatically calling her a goldigger (not that there aren't a shitload of girls that are). 

To fatty mcblobb:   I know you seem pretty mean to people.   You do not really take compliments well either.   You say that is mainly due to your self esteem.   More of a self-protection mechanism against people that hurt you?   I think I saw you claim the shape of your head as a flaw you have, that is not even discernable from those pictures as a problem.   Whatever, it is going to be hard for you in life if you can't take someone complimenting you.   Do you really just think you are better than others and think that using the low self esteem thing to fish for compliments is a good idea?   There is no realistic possibility where I can imagine you not realizing you are attractive, I assume it is a game or that you are truly stuck up.  Is this all the real you or a facade you put up to protect yourself?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #449 on: June 28, 2007, 09:03:05 AM »
wow, these are tough questions....
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