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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #375 on: June 09, 2007, 02:22:16 PM »
lol.  it's a test - are you willing to fight for the good stuff?   :-*

Don't get me wrong- I don't generally like the completely shaved look either- but its so annoying getting long pubic hairs up your nose and stuck in your teeth- so give me someone who trims the wilderness any day  :laugh:

shouldn't worry about it - mine are in dreads.

How soft are they?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #376 on: June 09, 2007, 02:25:08 PM »
extremely.  conditioner and a good brushing sees to that - i lavish care and attention onto them, just so they'll be as silk.  (recurring theme?)

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #377 on: June 09, 2007, 02:26:46 PM »
Wouldn't that separate the dreads? The good brushing I mean?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #378 on: June 09, 2007, 02:28:00 PM »
i have a wide toothed brush, used for brushing pets.  ha!  so it's completely apposite.

(i'm going to piss myself any minute now - dreaded minge!  :lmao: )

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #379 on: June 09, 2007, 02:30:30 PM »
extremely.  conditioner and a good brushing sees to that - i lavish care and attention onto them, just so they'll be as silk.  (recurring theme?)

Silk outside and in?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #380 on: June 09, 2007, 02:30:40 PM »
 :laugh:  Sounds like something that people would run away from- 'beware the dreaded minge of doom' (it just had to have of doom added to it).

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #381 on: June 09, 2007, 02:37:03 PM »
extremely.  conditioner and a good brushing sees to that - i lavish care and attention onto them, just so they'll be as silk.  (recurring theme?)

Silk outside and in?

of course.  what else would you expect of me?

:laugh:  Sounds like something that people would run away from- 'beware the dreaded minge of doom' (it just had to have of doom added to it).

yessssssssssssss!  "Oh no!  it's the DMD!  run!  run!"

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #382 on: June 09, 2007, 02:48:45 PM »
extremely.  conditioner and a good brushing sees to that - i lavish care and attention onto them, just so they'll be as silk.  (recurring theme?)

Silk outside and in?

of course.  what else would you expect of me?

Blades inside. For filling your necklace.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #383 on: June 09, 2007, 02:55:23 PM »
extremely.  conditioner and a good brushing sees to that - i lavish care and attention onto them, just so they'll be as silk.  (recurring theme?)

Silk outside and in?

of course.  what else would you expect of me?

Blades inside. For filling your necklace.

who needs blades...?




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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #384 on: June 09, 2007, 02:56:29 PM »
Bite gently. At least at first.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #385 on: June 09, 2007, 03:00:33 PM »
possibly.  depends on my mood...

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #386 on: June 09, 2007, 03:25:41 PM »
You won't get much out of it,
if you bite it off, at the start.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #387 on: June 09, 2007, 03:28:56 PM »
depends on what i do with it afterwards, doesn't it?   :eyebrows:

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #388 on: June 09, 2007, 03:35:53 PM »
I suspect it would lose interest.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #389 on: June 09, 2007, 03:38:12 PM »
yeah, well, as i long as I didn't.  :P