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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #330 on: May 19, 2007, 08:07:59 AM »
If you have issues with your arse, you can always tone it with a bit of cardio four or five times a week. 20-30 mins on an exercise bike would suffice.

But other than that, your arse is fine -- just remember to keep the chocolate stains on your undies in check by keeping your arse regularly clean.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #331 on: May 19, 2007, 08:30:25 AM »
So are you going to answer my question or just get caught up with the boys?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #332 on: May 19, 2007, 08:59:34 AM »
Does the thought of people masturbating over your photos turn you on ?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #333 on: May 19, 2007, 01:37:13 PM »
Does swee pee dick guy's avie make you wish you
could reconsider? I suppose worse things could
have been done.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #334 on: May 19, 2007, 01:40:23 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 19, 2007, 01:37:13 PM
Does swee pee dick guy's avie make you wish you
could reconsider? I suppose worse things could
have been done.

You love me all really because I have personality, I am honest, not easily swayed by the poontang, have integrity, which then therefore makes me one of the most prominent forerunners of this place. Otherwise, you people won't stop bitching at me  -- especially Fiona, who's playing hard to get.

I'll only consider being an admin if I can make a little trouble with my position, just like the old days when Faggs, Eamonn and Emoga were in power.

When is that Glaswegian cunt going to make his monthly cameo appearance this month, the dwarf?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #335 on: May 19, 2007, 02:50:24 PM »
Quote from: thepeaguy's fan on May 19, 2007, 01:40:23 PM
I'll only consider being an admin if I can make a little trouble with my position, just like the old days when Faggs, Eamonn and Emoga were in power.

Trouble sounds like a bad idea from an admin.

Quote from: thepeaguy's fan on May 19, 2007, 01:40:23 PM
When is that Glaswegian cunt going to make his monthly cameo appearance this month, the dwarf?

She's having enough difficulties without coming here.
WP was too brutal for her.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #336 on: May 19, 2007, 03:27:17 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 19, 2007, 02:50:24 PM
Quote from: thepeaguy's fan on May 19, 2007, 01:40:23 PM
I'll only consider being an admin if I can make a little trouble with my position, just like the old days when Faggs, Eamonn and Emoga were in power.

Trouble sounds like a bad idea from an admin.

Quote from: thepeaguy's fan on May 19, 2007, 01:40:23 PM
When is that Glaswegian cunt going to make his monthly cameo appearance this month, the dwarf?

She's having enough difficulties without coming here.
WP was too brutal for her.

Her?  Peaguy means Eamonn.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #337 on: May 19, 2007, 03:42:45 PM »
Oops.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #338 on: May 19, 2007, 03:53:24 PM »
Well, maybe WP was too brutal for him as well?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #339 on: May 19, 2007, 04:15:09 PM »
Quote from: Kosmonaut on May 19, 2007, 08:59:34 AM
Does the thought of people masturbating over your photos turn you on ?
nice, kosmonaught.
so tell us, how much experience have you had in dealing with the ladies.
and were you successful?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #340 on: May 19, 2007, 04:34:33 PM »
fatty, do you pluck your eyebrows?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #341 on: May 19, 2007, 07:40:40 PM »
Now I keep thinking pea guys posts are mine.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #342 on: May 19, 2007, 07:45:01 PM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on May 19, 2007, 07:40:40 PM
Now I keep thinking pea guys posts are mine.

Yeah, the avie confused the crap out of me.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #343 on: May 20, 2007, 07:35:33 AM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 19, 2007, 04:15:09 PM
Quote from: Kosmonaut on May 19, 2007, 08:59:34 AM
Does the thought of people masturbating over your photos turn you on ?
nice, kosmonaught.
so tell us, how much experience have you had in dealing with the ladies.
and were you successful?
well obviously not as much experience as i would like.
i have had my moments, can't complain, but a complete failure really.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #344 on: May 20, 2007, 07:36:11 AM »
Did you masturbate to the photos?  :eyebrows:
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