Pretty sure she won't.
Is it because she hates you?
No. She's allergic to furballs.
No way. She loves furballs.
Then why isn't she here?
An excellent Question, but, in my old age, I do not know who The Uppity Cunt actually is.
I notice that this thread was begun only months since the inception of Intensenty Squared, but again who the fuck is it.
Most importantly, if she is indeed an Uppity Cunt, WHY IS SHE NOT HERE?