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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #105 on: December 07, 2006, 05:56:25 AM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 07, 2006, 05:48:14 AM
Yeah that black rectangle is pretty interesting.  ;)



you can probably purchase it online, quite anonymously.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #106 on: December 07, 2006, 12:26:41 PM »
http://www.annsummers.com/thruster/thruster.wmv

http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=23&pid=3157
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 07, 2006, 05:41:07 AM
Ok jack-ass-rabbit.
edit: good god, it's a dildo doing the fingers.

It better not be loud.

Also, how do you avoid stabbing yourself with those fingers while you're using it?

The fingers are soft jelly, so no stabbing.

If stealth is a priority, try this:  http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=6423

There's also a quiet version of the rabbit: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=5331
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #107 on: December 07, 2006, 06:16:23 PM »
Do you think Intensity needs a blow job thread?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #108 on: December 07, 2006, 06:21:52 PM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 07, 2006, 04:54:18 AM
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I thought Twilight Princess was also out for the GC. :/

Not in Nui Ziland.

from what I have heard, the Wii version is much better so maybe that is for the best.
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Have you practiced your deep throat techniques or will you finish me off, after all that whacking, in your lips?

I've practiced, but I would like to practice more.
uh, practiced how? :o
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #109 on: December 07, 2006, 08:59:26 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on December 07, 2006, 06:16:23 PM
Do you think Intensity needs a blow job thread?

Yes indeed!! Where do I sign up??  ;)
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #110 on: December 07, 2006, 11:11:17 PM »
Have you ever been with a partner talented enough to give you a "G" spot orgasm with just the head of his dick?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #111 on: December 07, 2006, 11:31:40 PM »
So how do You like Intensity2?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #112 on: December 08, 2006, 10:58:37 AM »
Why do you fence and wrestle with Hellznigger or whatever his name is at WP? If you enjoy it, great, but at times he seems to get more out of it than you possibly could. Is he even worthy of your contempt?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #113 on: December 08, 2006, 10:11:41 PM »
Explain your obsession with gay men.

I can't figure it out.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #114 on: December 09, 2006, 06:05:18 PM »
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #115 on: December 09, 2006, 06:27:58 PM »
Where Oh where is the uppity cunt?,

Where Oh where could she be??
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #116 on: December 09, 2006, 06:29:17 PM »
In the chat room! Join us, Scrap!  8)
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #117 on: December 10, 2006, 12:54:35 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on December 07, 2006, 06:16:23 PM
Do you think Intensity needs a blow job thread?

Not really. Feel free to make one, though :)

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uh, practiced how?

Practiced what? Re-phrase please.

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Have you ever been with a partner talented enough to give you a "G" spot orgasm with just the head of his dick?

No :(

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So how do You like Intensity2?

It's pretty cool.

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Why do you fence and wrestle with Hellznigger or whatever his name is at WP? If you enjoy it, great, but at times he seems to get more out of it than you possibly could. Is he even worthy of your contempt?

Well Mainly because his posts irritate the shit out of me. His views on women are sexist and awful, and he expects women to like him. He's always whining on about how he's single, he's an attention whore, and he is a perverted sicko.

I don't care what he gets out of it, but I can't stand him.  I'm sure he doesn't like it because over the past few days he's put his back up and attacked me back, must have gotten under his skin.

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Explain your obsession with gay men.

Gays are not macho and manly, they are openly girly and like sparkly things. I think that is cute. Also I don't have to worry about gays cheating on me with other women. They are good to talk to, as they are like a girlfreind and a guy friend at the same time. They make me want to squeeze them they are so cute.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #118 on: December 10, 2006, 06:27:05 AM »
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Well Mainly because his posts irritate the shit out of me. His views on women are sexist and awful, and he expects women to like him. He's always whining on about how he's single, he's an attention whore, and he is a perverted sicko.

hey, that's not very nice.  what did i ever say about you, fatyy mcfaghag.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #119 on: December 10, 2006, 08:05:08 AM »
you're hellzing?

well I never caroline.
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