Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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People that keep following you, because they want to talk to you. No matter what you say, no matter what you do, they will go on.
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 26, 2013, 02:43:44 PMPeople that keep following you, because they want to talk to you. No matter what you say, no matter what you do, they will go on. You may need to start wearing defensive gear.
Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2013, 10:50:23 AMCops using the excuse, "you fit a description" to make contact with you.Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2013, 10:51:35 AMCops using the excuse, "you were swerving in the lane". To make contact with youQuote from: McJagger on May 04, 2013, 10:52:22 AMCops in NYC having the right to 'stop and frisk' at random.Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2013, 10:53:03 AMRandom DUI check points.Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2013, 10:53:44 AMCops and their increased rights and my decreased liberties.FUCK THE PO-LICE!!!
Cops using the excuse, "you fit a description" to make contact with you.
Cops using the excuse, "you were swerving in the lane". To make contact with you
Cops in NYC having the right to 'stop and frisk' at random.
Random DUI check points.
Cops and their increased rights and my decreased liberties.
Idiot neighbors hogging the laundry machines for HOURS without even DOING the laundry!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 05, 2014, 02:56:28 PM Idiot neighbors hogging the laundry machines for HOURS without even DOING the laundry! What would Caesar do?
Quote from: Semicolon on September 06, 2014, 04:51:03 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 05, 2014, 02:56:28 PM Idiot neighbors hogging the laundry machines for HOURS without even DOING the laundry! What would Caesar do? Caesar had staff. The laundry machines weren't even on his radar.
I am patient, up to a point. I have three more days of vacation and if I have to wait all weekend to use the machines, I can. But on Monday morning, anything left in the machines will be removed!
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 06, 2014, 05:28:45 AM I am patient, up to a point. I have three more days of vacation and if I have to wait all weekend to use the machines, I can. But on Monday morning, anything left in the machines will be removed! Remove it all now, and burn it!