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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2013, 12:35:28 AM »
Yesterday, some creative kids staged a spot Justin event before the boy wonder's last concert and had the fans believe what they saw was actually *him*. Mass hysteria happened. They are lucky to be alive.


What if he was dropped into a crowd of beliebers? I imagine him being torn limb from limb like a cow suddenly dropped amongst a pride of starving lions.

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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2013, 02:16:20 AM »
We could only hope
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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2013, 07:38:06 AM »
Yesterday, some creative kids staged a spot Justin event before the boy wonder's last concert and had the fans believe what they saw was actually *him*. Mass hysteria happened. They are lucky to be alive.
If I owned a teen girl fashion store I'd have started the same rumor.  Captive customers.
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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2013, 09:22:10 AM »
How to raise $1,000.00 in 3 days.

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School Plays Bieber's 'Baby' As Fundraiser: Students Pay To Make It Stop

A suburban Chicago high school fundraising to save a popular arts center is motivating students to donate with an earsplitting incentive: pay up and they'll stop blasting Justin Bieber's "Baby" during passing periods.

Evanston Township High School seniors Charlotte Runzel and Jesse Chatz convinced school administrators to let them play the popstar's biggest hit over the loudspeakers for one week, or until they'd raised $1,000, the Chicago Sun-Times reports. Within three days, students had coughed up enough cash to silence the Canadian singer's repetitive single.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/15/school-plays-bieber_n_1150920.html


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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2013, 09:53:01 AM »
Okay so I don't get it. Justin Timberlake was the teenage girl heartthrob of my generation, and he can actually play multiple instruments, has acting experience, had a decent education, and I STILL thought that guy was annoying.

Bieber really has no redeeming qualities. Whats the deal here? He should even be annoying to hormone ridden teenage females.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2013, 11:37:50 AM »
He's a  :nerdy:

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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2013, 11:42:48 AM »
I don't see his reason for being, at all. My daughter, on the other hand, is still on a high.
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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2013, 11:43:48 AM »
Can he even play an instrument or compose or anything? ANYTHING?
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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2013, 11:53:38 AM »
I can only think of one refinement for beiber.  He sure as hell would improve
if someone ripped his windpipe out!

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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2013, 12:02:13 PM »
Can he even play an instrument or compose or anything? ANYTHING?

He can scantily scratch out popular melodies on a guitar. But when he got famous he stopped playing.



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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2013, 12:06:30 PM »
Once upon a time people became famous because they had talent or genius.

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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #41 on: April 25, 2013, 12:12:03 PM »
Those days are gone now.
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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2013, 12:41:30 PM »
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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2013, 01:24:39 PM »
  One still must postwhore mightily in order to become famous as a mighty postwhore!   :hamsterwheel:

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Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2013, 03:16:44 PM »
  One still must postwhore mightily in order to become famous as a mighty postwhore!   :hamsterwheel:

It's hard work. It takes both talent and dedication.
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