So, I guess you'll be expecting an introduction from me .... NO. Go fuck yourselves.
The vast majority of those I've encountered on teh interwebz have been obnoxious dimwits entirely undeserving of any respect at all, let alone a friendly introduction.
I realise that one's arrival is considered the appropriate time for an introduction, but thus far, I have yet to see any evidence that a percentage of people here aren't one of the above.
Apologies for being so unconventional.