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I just need...
« on: April 16, 2013, 01:54:24 PM »
What do you need. Right here. Right now?
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2013, 01:55:12 PM »
To stuff my face with chocolates an have a good cry.
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2013, 01:55:26 PM »
That 20 yo girl. Or some other 20 yo girl. And some tramadol. Thanks  :nerdy:
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2013, 02:03:30 PM »
A winning megamillions ticket.

That way I can give Alan Klapmeyer a deposit on one of the first production Kestrel Turboprops.  8)

 :plane:

No to mention a Piper Super Cub, Helio Courier H-295, Mooney M20R Ovation and a Cessna 310.  8)
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2013, 05:32:16 PM »
Perfection.
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2013, 06:50:41 PM »
My wife to have a penis for just one day.
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2013, 06:55:49 PM »
she could really fuck your ass then :M
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2013, 06:58:11 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on April 17, 2013, 06:55:49 PM
she could really fuck your ass then :M
or I could show her the proper way to give head...watch the teeth.
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2013, 03:19:18 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 06:50:41 PM
My wife to have a penis for just one day.

Buy her a strap on.
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2013, 03:35:58 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 19, 2013, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 06:50:41 PM
My wife to have a penis for just one day.

Buy her a strap on.
but then she won't know how good it feels.
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2013, 03:38:54 PM »
a bigger income and a better car
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2013, 03:44:43 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2013, 03:35:58 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 19, 2013, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 06:50:41 PM
My wife to have a penis for just one day.

Buy her a strap on.
but then she won't know how good it feels.

A strap-on with a French tickler??
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2013, 03:50:14 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on April 19, 2013, 03:44:43 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2013, 03:35:58 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 19, 2013, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 06:50:41 PM
My wife to have a penis for just one day.

Buy her a strap on.
but then she won't know how good it feels.

A strap-on with a French tickler??
not the same.  She needs to know what its like to ejaculate I she is ever going to understand.
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2013, 03:57:03 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2013, 03:50:14 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on April 19, 2013, 03:44:43 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2013, 03:35:58 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 19, 2013, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 06:50:41 PM
My wife to have a penis for just one day.

Buy her a strap on.
but then she won't know how good it feels.

A strap-on with a French tickler??
not the same.  She needs to know what its like to ejaculate I she is ever going to understand.

You've never given her a squirting orgasm??
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Re: I just need...
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2013, 03:59:11 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on April 19, 2013, 03:57:03 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2013, 03:50:14 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on April 19, 2013, 03:44:43 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2013, 03:35:58 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 19, 2013, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 06:50:41 PM
My wife to have a penis for just one day.

Buy her a strap on.
but then she won't know how good it feels.

A strap-on with a French tickler??
not the same.  She needs to know what its like to ejaculate I she is ever going to understand.

You've never given her a squirting orgasm??
still not the same.
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