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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #705 on: July 30, 2013, 07:52:28 PM »
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #706 on: July 30, 2013, 08:03:58 PM »
I have decided that for a last resort, I will go live in the wilderness.

What to bring?
one small tea kettle
one foot and half piece of garden hose
one reusable water bottle

(for water purification, boil water in tea kettle, attached hose from kettle spout to the water bottle. the steam will travel through the hose into the water bottle as purified water)

one small pot
two forks
two knives (one large for slaughtering rabbits, one for widdling)
a sling shot with an extra sling (for hunting rabbits and other small animals)
a book about edible plants
vegetable seeds
a map of farms and ranches to steal food from, and also homeless shelters to get clothes and toiletries from
1 wool blanket
pepper spray
fire starters

All of this stuff will fit in a back pack nicely.

And of course, my fiddle, with 6 extra sets of strings and a second bow.

Dear sg1008,

After receiving your recent letter, I've decided to respond to recommend that you rethink your list. It seems that several items on it could be modified to better suit your desired living conditions. Perhaps you should consider bringing a large tea kettle. Are you aware of how much water one human consumes in a day? Also, you should consider shelter. What will you do during winter? You can use the space that you would have been using for fire starters, once you learn how to start a fire without them. Also, how will you post to Intensity while in the wilderness? Perhaps you could use smoke signals as a way to send posts over long distances.

Good luck living in the wilderness. I hope you don't starve.

Sincerely,
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #707 on: July 31, 2013, 03:38:23 AM »
Dearest SG and Semicolon

I would like to invite you both to come and visit me in my
log cabin in the wilderness.

I look forward to night time spooky stories by a real fire.

Yours sincerely

Miss Brown
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #708 on: July 31, 2013, 04:07:47 AM »
Dear Bodaccea,

I accept your generous invitation. I too look forward to spooky stories and toasting marshmallows over a fire.

Sincerely,
Semicolon
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #709 on: July 31, 2013, 06:03:49 PM »
I might be promoted to elder on Sunday.

Clan Game!?

is McBrowsergame playing something good!?
yes, oh yes.
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #710 on: August 01, 2013, 10:31:09 AM »
Dearest SG and Semicolon

I would like to invite you both to come and visit me in my
log cabin in the wilderness.

I look forward to night time spooky stories by a real fire.

Yours sincerely

Miss Brown

Dear Miss Brown,
That is indeed a generous invitation! I would be delighted to tell spooky stories and roast dinner and deserts over a fire at your cabin. I have never been to Great Britain, except for during a layover on my way to Asia. Perhaps while at the cabin we will find some grass snakes lurking about.

I hope you are enjoying the last bit of summer with your urchin.

Sincerely,
SG1008
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #711 on: August 02, 2013, 04:12:23 PM »
I might be promoted to elder on Sunday.

Clan Game!?

is McBrowsergame playing something good!?
yes, oh yes.
Clash of clans.
I'm in the anarchy army clan

Is class of clans anything like tribalwars!?

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #712 on: April 01, 2014, 09:10:20 AM »
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #713 on: April 02, 2014, 02:06:21 AM »
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

Depends on whether one of them is in space or not
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #714 on: April 02, 2014, 10:00:32 AM »
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

Depends on whether one of them is in space or not

The ton of feathers is on Jupiter.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #715 on: April 02, 2014, 01:04:07 PM »
My scales tend to show false readings on Jupiter  :tard:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #716 on: April 02, 2014, 01:17:09 PM »
What would you rather have falling on your toes? A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #717 on: April 02, 2014, 02:17:01 PM »
I would want extra strong steel toe-capped boots for either.  I would say 'feathers' but I suspect some mo fo would paint glue on my boots or something. 
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #718 on: April 02, 2014, 04:32:03 PM »
A ton of bricks would cut of your toes, if you were wearing steel toe-capped shoes, bending the steel nicely over, to work like a knife.
A ton of feathers would probably have you suffocating. Can't imagine what big a pile of feathers that would be.
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #719 on: April 02, 2014, 04:48:30 PM »
A ton of bricks would cut of your toes, if you were wearing steel toe-capped shoes, bending the steel nicely over, to work like a knife.
A ton of feathers would probably have you suffocating. Can't imagine what big a pile of feathers that would be.

My tootsies would be dandy but I would be suffocating and spitting feathers.  :zoinks:
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