My Stradivarius!
Reminds me of a skit with the Irish comedian Dave Allen (I think it was him, anyway). He had a violinist guest at one point, and they were talking about the guest's instrument, a priceless Stradivarius, of the beautiful handiwork and the unique sound, and how much the instrument was worth.
After some discussion Allen moved on to the next topic... and sat down on the Stradivarius.