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Offline odeon

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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #90 on: April 28, 2013, 11:13:58 PM »
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #91 on: April 29, 2013, 08:19:04 AM »
Black, strong coffee. Embrace darkness, and get a bunch of shit done. Drink the coffee till you start frowning involuntarily. Seize the day by the nutsack, and squeeze with all the strength in your being. Fucking do it now.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #92 on: April 29, 2013, 08:47:15 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 28, 2013, 10:45:23 PM
Coffee. Wonderful black coffee. Life-saving, caressing, nurturing black coffee.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #93 on: April 29, 2013, 05:37:19 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 29, 2013, 08:47:15 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 28, 2013, 10:45:23 PM
Coffee. Wonderful black coffee. Life-saving, caressing, nurturing black coffee.
jealous.  So damn jealous.

  I'll bet you have some coffee by now, right?  8)
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #94 on: April 29, 2013, 05:46:53 PM »
Yes I do.  Too late to drink it though.

I was so thrown out of my morning routine that I did not go to work this morning.  Well, I went down but quickly came home without the bacon.
  I went to the gym to work out.  Went and had another direct deposit account set up.  Ate lunch.  Bought coffee and deodorant.  And posted here.

I'm getting ready to make a turkey dinner.

Now you see why I like to work.  It's easier.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #95 on: April 29, 2013, 05:59:04 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 29, 2013, 05:46:53 PM
Yes I do.  Too late to drink it though.

I was so thrown out of my morning routine that I did not go to work this morning.  Well, I went down but quickly came home without the bacon.
  I went to the gym to work out.  Went and had another direct deposit account set up.  Ate lunch.  Bought coffee and deodorant.  And posted here.

I'm getting ready to make a turkey dinner.

Now you see why I like to work.  It's easier.

  Dude, you lost me there.  Why did you leave work withou the bacon?  Do you work at a butcher shop?  :tard:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #96 on: April 29, 2013, 06:12:51 PM »
Bacon is money. Bringing home the bacon!
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #97 on: April 29, 2013, 06:46:31 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 29, 2013, 06:12:51 PM
Bacon is money. Bringing home the bacon!

  But you'll still get paid, right?  Even if you went home early you'll still get paid.  :thumbup:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #98 on: April 29, 2013, 06:54:21 PM »
No. 
I go to a dispatch hall and select the job I want to do that day.  I went down to the dispatch hall, and because I didn't drink my coffee, I opted not to take a job.

I get to work as much or as little as I want.  If I don't feel like working I just leave....but I don't get paid.

It's cool though, I just worked 12 days in a row.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #99 on: April 29, 2013, 10:21:42 PM »
Uh, Rage, you'd better cut back.  The coffee is pouring out your ears.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #100 on: April 29, 2013, 10:52:29 PM »
Having my first of the day. Ahhhh, it's good.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #101 on: April 30, 2013, 06:18:22 AM »
Ready for my day.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #102 on: May 01, 2013, 02:52:07 AM »
About to get my second cup for today.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #103 on: May 01, 2013, 07:44:01 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 29, 2013, 08:19:04 AM
Black, strong coffee. Embrace darkness, and get a bunch of shit done. Drink the coffee till you start frowning involuntarily. Seize the day by the nutsack, and squeeze with all the strength in your being. Fucking do it now.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #104 on: May 02, 2013, 08:54:25 AM »
No coffee for me today. Another reason why I have a headache.
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